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For those of you that have trouble getting a date... thank God im not one of you! Here's some help!
1. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
2.(Lick finger and wipe on shirt) Let me get you out of those wet clothes.
3.Nice legs...What time do they open?
4.Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
5.I may not be the best looking person here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
6.Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!
7.I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
8.You may not be the best looking person here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
9.I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and I'd walk even further for that thing you do with your tongue.
10.You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
11.My name is...(name) remeber that you'll be screaming it later.
12.Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
13.Are you looking for Mr. Right or Mr. Right Now?
14.Do you have a plaster cuz i cut my knee when i fell for you?
15.If you were a burger at McDonald's I'd call you McBeautiful.
P.S I wouldn't recommend trying these, you'll probably get laughed at.

OOH also the last is my personal favourite!
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