Things Not To Say To A Naked Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. AWW it's cute!
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. It's more fun to look at.
6. You know there's a tower in Italy like that.
7. Wow and your feet are so big!
8. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
9. Ewww, there's a worm on your leg!
10. My 8 year old brother has one like that.
11. Can I be honest with you?
12. Let me go get my tweezers.
13. You must be a growing boy.
14. I didn't know they came that small!
15. Why is God punishing you?
16. At least it won't take long.
17. I never saw one like that before!
18. It looks so unused!
19. Do you take steroids?
20. I hear excessive wanking shrinks it.
21. Why don't we skip right to the fags.
22. Are you cold?
23. Maybe if you get me real drunk first.
24. What is that?
25. So this is why your meant to judge people on personality!
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