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| I have this friend and she started dating this guy....we will call him "Jim". And anyhow Jim has a hard time opening up to some of her friends. He is self concious and tipp toeing around it seems. How do I let him know it is ok to be himself around us(her friends) because we won't be able to tell if we like him unless he comes out of his 'caccoon'. Also this guy is like ultra sensitive in my eyes. I am a straight-forward-say-what-I-want-when-I-want-to kind of person and he takes that as if I am giving him attitude and that I may not like him when really that's just me. Rude for the Fun of it all. Awaiting your advice- Bob |
| Give the little mo fo some time to adjust to the new royalty that he is hanging around with. Bob, i think you sound like a freaky freaky person,, maybe you just scare the shit out of him,,or you will wish that he will shut up once you learn how loud and talkative he can be. I hope this helps Tim |
| hi. i am jerry's kid, and i like little boys. is that a problem? i just find little men, especially midgets, extREMELY attractive. I like taking them home with me, and making mad passionate love to them until they cry. is there something wrong with me? my friends tell me it's normal, and in fact, sometimes they participate. sometimes we use fuzzy handcuffs and sesame street toys. my favorite is elmo. he really knows how to tickle. i have olive colored green hair and i live in a trash can, which is another reason why i think midgets find me so attractive. they can easily fit in my metal can. okay. i also like snuggling up with a big hairy animals that live in garage's afterwards. so i have a strange attraction to little men, and enjoy ditching them for greater pleasure in snuggling with big hairy things. is that wrong?? isn't sesame street on ice on tour soon? Bewitched, bedazzled and fazzled |
| You are so fucked up , I dont know what to tell you? I feel awkward now. -Tim |