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From a well placed source:
Editor Miss Charm

Dateline: Pacific Ocean Depths

This reporter has learned that our beloved Poet on a Naturalist Expedition along with
great friend, Alexander "Pappy" Peacoin has plunged to the Pacific Depths in a daring
feat to capture the infamous dimald. The most worthless creature known to mankind
outside the equally repulsive shreetard.

The ultimate capture of the dimald involved a 4 hour stalk during which time Pappy
was almost killed 9 times, but is only here now due to the heroic efforts of our Poetman
who at one time offered himself as bait to draw the hydra off of his friend.

The dimald can best be described as a large, obesse, stupid, selfish green creature
whose main purpose in life is to take up other's space.
The dimald's life sucking counterpart, the shreetard, can best be explained as a
worthless life sucking greasy vampira with apparent dillusions of grandeur.

Close friend, Buster BaJesus, would not comment but did state that Mr. Reil is a
great Naturalist in the mold of Teddy Roosevelt and as time permited the true facts
of the dimald would be made public.
Mr. Reil prefered instead to remain the person behind the scenes and allow others
to receive the acclaim as he was only interested in the truth.

It was also reported that a feces sample was collected from the dimald to show what he was really full of and what the shreetard prefers for her life.

AWARDS PRESENTATION
From the desk of Miss Weed
Dateline: Drinkwater, SD

This past week the ultra secret Gaurdian Group awarded our beloved Poet with the
Gaurdian Peace Talisman for his heroic efforts in quelling the intellectual uncivil war
between the groups Hauks and Dauves.

   A continuing intellectual campaign such as this would have been devastating for
all mankind if a solution had not been found by the Poetman, as was noted by all parties.

   The caustic remarks from both sides had caused severe brain sprains to some of the elders and there had been actual breaks in the thought process.
   Lt. General Baron von Catwacker stated that these events would have led to the brink of World War.
   There was only so much Ambasadeur BaJesus could do to hold things together while the Poetman brought both parties to intellectual Shahmet.

   We thank Mr. Reil for his complete resolution as a physcian to this malady.

   Mr. Reil graciously accepted the award and praised the Group for working for a no war option, but stated in the end that all praise belonged to God.

In the details.....
Editor Emuritis Miss Sweet
Dateline: The World

Our beloved Poetman is leading an expeditionary group on a journey to the
planet Mars. Sources state the starship under construction is christened the
GOODSPEED.
The ship is said to have gravitational magnetic drive and can maintain a sustained speed of warp .9 sublight.
The expedition is slated to launch sometime next year.

A titanium coin is to be minted in honor of the Poetman.

The Poetman is credited with the creation of seven new words. Chief of which is SHREETARD; a "person"with retarded humanity.
*note see Kathryn Shree Turner or Leslie Carol Wright of Mississippi*

The Society of Weights and Measures has determined that Mr. Reil's thoughts are 7000 times the strength of titanium steel at median room temperature.

Quote: It is the dying which is easy. It is the living which is hard. Jess Reil

Letter of the Month.......

Catwacker Poetry.

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