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Say you have perfect health, but since nothing and no one is perfect, you have a fault. Lucky you, you get to pick. What kind of medical condition would you rather go through? (schizophrenia, asthma, allergies to nuts, fear of heights, deafness, ANYTHING GOES as long as the conditions EXIST):

Someone who's the exact OPPOSITE of you would probably listen to: 

The most disgusting thing that YOU like to eat, or normal things in disgusting ways: 

Tell a joke you find funny:

A book that kept you up all night reading it:

You have to eat the same thing for four months. What will it be: 

What your computer desktop looks like:

What's on your walls:

Your favourite CD in your collection (if it's a cd-R, what's in it):

Per Day
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Hugs:
Hours on the phone:
Net:
SMS:
Laughs:
TV:
Hanging with friends:
Solitude:
Sleep:
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If you could get beaten up by anyone, who would it be? Would you rather be beaten up good or by a wimp in the first place? And remember, you can't hit back: 

Your favourite conspiracy/supernatural/scientific theory (Did the government kill Marilyn Monroe? Elvis? Does Nessie exist? UFOs? Rain of frogs? Evolution? Like making crop circles?): 

I can't sleep at night without: 

Favourite musical instrument:
A person you'd play like a musical instrument (and that means goood):
Person who you'd like to play you like a musical instrument and HoW:

Other Unusual Favourites
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Disney character:
Any-other-cartoon character:
Bad habit:
Thing your bathroom:
Thing in your closet:
Type of material:
Monster/Beast (of any legend, cartoon, movie, or novel):
Protagonist (lead character/hero):
Finger/Toe:
Body part:
Magazine:
Thing you love to hate:
Thing you hate to love:
Way/place to scratch yourself:
Thing to feel:
Smell:
Moment in a song:
Scene in an animated movie:
Scene in a real movie:
Movie quote:
Anywhere-else quote:
Friends or The Simpsons quote:
Word:
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If you were a member of the opposite sex your name would be:

If everything you own had to be in one colour what would it be:

Greatest fear:

Complete this. I wish I had invented (the) _________ :

Rewrite and complete this:
___ is/are sexy, but ___ is/are sexier

Tell us something. Anything: