| The Golden Alphabet |
| A is for ass upon we sit, an internal passage for human shit.
B is for balls; each man has a pair, a wrinkled old ball all covered with hair. C is for cunt so juicy and thick, a home sweet home for a long pick prick. D is for diddling it never gets stale, but nothing is greater than a good piece of tail. E is for egg that lies in the grass; then comes out a kid from a hole in the ass. F is for fucking some broads we lay, some of them don�t even make us pay. G is for girls, so tender and sweet, they make things stand that never had feet. H is for hair that covers the cunt, to find the hole is a damn good stunt. I is for Irish, home of the snake, if yours doesn�t harden, it can�t be awake. J is for juice, that�s white like cream; it sticks to the sheet after every wet dream. K is for kiss, made for boys who whenever miss. L is for love, it fails to stick; it starts in the head and ends in the prick. M is for marriage, man gets wife; so he can bang her for the rest of his life. N is for nuts, if you don�t have a pair, what good does it to have all that hair? O is for is for older, as in time, when your tool won�t stand as it does in your prime. P is for pregnant, a word not liked, it must mean your price was not spike. Q is for quiver, it comes with a bum; it leaves quit a sensation when you shoot off your gum. R is for rags to wrap up the cunt, whenever it comes that time of the month. S is for safe; it usually breaks when you�re ready to give it quite a shake. T is for tits, that never been sucked, they never get filled �til a woman�s been sucked. U is for urine pot, full of piss, it�s awful to use language like this. V is for Vaseline to rub on my cock, so it will easily slide into her twat. W is for whore, it�s a prosperous job; you pay fifty bucks to suck the knob. X is for x-ray magnifying glass, all doctors use to look up your ass. Y is for yes, for when I get hot, nothing will cool me but my pitch in a twat. Z is for zero, that�s the end, if you�re not hot then read it again. |
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