| Adults In Kids Clothes |
| Why do people insist on showing off their body in skimpy clothing, which appears much too small for them? Talk about uncomfortable! Maybe they want to die because breathing properly doesn�t seem to really matter to them. It�s probably because they are so used to not breathing properly, considering the fact that they wear clothing that is so tight it cuts off their circulation.
Shopping must be a breeze for them. I mean, they probably don�t have to go very often because they generally don�t grow out their clothes. What a great way to save money! And when they do go shopping, possibly for a new type of style, they shop for themselves in the kid�s section so their clothes end up costing less. They also don�t have to waste time trying on clothes because it doesn�t matter if they end up being too small for them. They can just wing it with judgment of the eye. To them, nothing is too small. Don�t ever let one of these people do your laundry. They will throw all of your soaking wet laundry into the dryer without even thinking. They won�t take the time to determine whether or not any of it needs to be air-dried. They don�t have to do it so why should they make an exception for someone else? Oh, and they love the dryer. It�s their best friend. Their clothes see a lot of it because they just love the way it makes their clothes shrink to Barbie�s sizes. If your child, niece, or nephew ever needs some clothes to borrow, go and make a visit to the man or woman down the street who wears a size 6X. You would be surprised at what you can find. The next time you see one of these people don�t point and stare and think �Oh, my God!� because you really don�t know what you�re missing. I�m telling you, these people have got it all. They�re walking around with Barbie clothes on. Who wouldn�t want to be like Barbie or Ken? They also save time and money, two of the most valuable things in this world besides love. And just think, while you�re pointing and staring at them, they could possibly be laughing at you for your plain and unoriginal style. |