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Everybody's Free (To Like *NSync)
This is set to the tune of Baz Luhrman's 'Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)'

Ladies and gentlemen who appreciate boybands like *NSync.
If I could offer you only one tip for the future *NSync would be it.
The long-term benefits of *NSync have been proved by billboard charts and ticket sales, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own teenybopping experience.
I will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of Chris Kirkpatrick
Oh, nevermind, you will not understand the power and beauty of Chris Kirkpatrick until you are older, but trust me, in 5 years you'll look back at photos of him and recall in a way you can't grasp now how sexy those braids really were and how fabulous he really looked.
Joey is NOT as fat as you imagine.
Don't worry about their futures or worry but know that worrying is as effective as trying to convince Justin that he's really white.
The real troubles in their careers are bound to be things that never crossed your worried mind.
The kind that require penicillin or send them to rehab when all is said and done.
Do one thing everyday that SCARES your parents.
Lip Sync.
Don't be reckless with other people's *NSync addictions, don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Floss like JC.
Don't waste your time being jealous of Britney.
Some of us get close, some of us will have nosebleed seats, the tours are long and in the end, you'll probably never meet them anyway.
Remember the people who compliment *NSync. Forget the haters.
If you succeed in doing this without yelling obscenities in their direction, tell me how.
Keep your old fan letters.
It's okay to like BSB a little bit.
The most interesting people I know had diverse tastes in music at 16.
Some of the most interesting 27-yr-olds I know also listen to Ozzy Osbourne.
Guys, get plenty of Calcium.
And be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when you can't run after *NSync anymore.
Maybe they'll have girlfriends.
Maybe they won't.
Maybe they'll have another #1 Album.
Maybe they won't.
Maybe they'll break up at 40.
Maybe they'll dance the funky chicken on their 25th anniversary tour.
Whatever they do, don't congratulate them too much or berate them either.
Their chances are half chance, so are everybody elses.
Enjoy JC's Body.
Look at it every chance you can.
Don't be afraid of it, or what people think of it.
It's the greatest instrument he'll ever own.
DANCE
Even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own *NSync-covered bedroom.
Read the lyrics, even if you don't get what the say.
DO NOT READ TEEN MAGAZINES THEY WILL ONLY  MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A TEENY BOPPER..
Get to know their band members, you'll never know when they will be gone for good.
Be nice to their siblings, they're your best chance at getting closer to the band and the people you are most likely to meet anyway.
Understand that fellow *NSync fans come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get, the more possible it will be to move to Florida and stalk Justin's Mom.
Live in Florida once but leave before Justin's mom tries to make you a member of Innosense.
Live in Mississippi but leave before it becomes your excuse for everything that you do.
TOUR
Accept certain inalienable truths:
Ticket prices will rise.
Joey will philander.
Justin will also get old.
And when he does you will fantasize that when he was young, ticket prices were reasonable, Joey was a good boy, and JC would of really married you.
You will not marry a member of *NSYNC.
Don't expect anyone else  to support them.
Maybe they'll get a new contract, maybe they'll go independent, but you never know when either might go bust.
Joey don't mess too much with your hair, Or by the time you are 40 it will look bright red--Oh wait--Nevermind.
Be careful what merchandise you buy, but be patient with those who supply it.
Merchandise is a form of nostalgia.
Keeping it is a way of fishing your boyband past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the embarrasing parts and recycling it for  more than it's worth.
BUT Trust me on the *NSYNC Thing.