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| EVERYDAY 20 BANKS ARE ROBBED (THE AVERAGE TAKE...$2500.00) THE MONA LISA HAS NO EYEBROWS (GO FIGURE ????) THE MOST POPULAR FIRST NAME IN THE WHOLE WORLD IS .................... MUHAMMAD (ONCE AGAIN.......GO FIGURE) ONE CAR OUT OF EVERY 230 MADE LAST YEAR WAS STOLEN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE DEPICTS THREE NAKED MEN WITH THEIR HANDS PLACED ON EACH OTHER'S SHOULDERS (HMMMMMMMM) WHEN GLASS BREAKS, THE CRACKS MOVE FASTER THAN 3,000 MILES PER HOUR. TO CAPTURE THIS WITH A CAMERA IT MUST BE ABLE TO SHOOT AT A MILLIONTH OF A SECOND DURING YOUR LIFETIME YOU'LL EAT ABOUT 60,000LBS OF FOOD (APPROXIMATLY THE WEIGHT OF 6 ELEPHANTS!!!WOW) THERE ARE MORE PLASTIC FLAMINGOS IN THE US THAN REAL ONES. A SNEEZE TRAVELS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AT OVER 100MPH SLUGS HAVE FOUR NOSES HUMANS BLINK OVER 10,000,000 TIMES PER YEAR!!!!! MOST DUST PARTICLES IN YOUR HOUSE ARE MADE UP OF DEAD SKIN OF ALL THE WORDS IN THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY "SET" HAS THE MOST DEFINITIANS A TOOTHPICK IS THE OBJECT MOST CHOKED ON BY HUMANS (SCARY) THE SUN IS 330,330 TIMES LARGER THAN THE EARTH |
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| IN TEXAS, ITS AGAINST THE LAW FOR ANYONE TO HAVE PLIERS IN HIS OR HER POSSESION (HMMMM) ALASKA LAW SAYS YOU CANNOT LOOK AT A MOOSE FROM AN AIRPLANE WINDOW ???? IN MIAMI, IT IS ILLEGAL TO IMITATE AN ANIMAL IT IS AGAINST THE LAW TO MISPRONOUNCE THE NAME OF THE STATE OF ARKANSAS IN THAT STATE!!!!! (FREAKS!!!!!) IN ILLINOIS A LAW STATES THAT A CAR MUST BE DRIVEN WITH THE STEERING WHEEL (OK) CALIFORNIA LAW PROHIBITS A FEMALE FROM DRIVING A VEHICLE WEARING ONLY A HOUSE ROBE IN MEMPHIS TN, A WOMAN IS NOT TO DRIVE A CAR UNTIL A MAN HAS WARNED PASSING MOTORIST BY STANDING IN FRONT OF THE VEHICLE IN NEW YORK IT IS AGAINST THE LAW TO DRIVE A CAR IF YOU ARE BLIND (HELLO) IN KENTUCKY ITS THE LAW THAT A PERSON MUST TAKE A BATH AT LEAST ONCE A YEAR (PEEEEEWW) IN TENNESSE THERE IS A LAW THAT PROHIBITS THE SALE OF BOLOGNA ON SUNDAY IN SINGAPORE IT IS AGAINST THE LAW TO CHEW GUM IN MICHIGAN MARRIED COUPLES MUST LIVE TOGETHER OR BE IMPRISONED!!!! IN ALABAMA, THE ACT OF PUTTING SALT ON A RAILROAD TRACK CAN BE PUNISHABLE BY DEATH! (WHOA) IN ARKANSAS, A MAN CAN LEGALLY BEAT HIS WIFE SO LONG AS ITS ONLY ONCE A MONTH! (DON'T DO IT GUYS!!!) IN QUITMAN GEORGIA, IT IS ILLEGAL FOR A CHICKEN TO CROSS THE ROAD.......OK (I GUESS THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD TO BREAK THE LAW???) |
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| A CHICKEN ONCE HAD IT'S HEAD CHOPPED OFF AND SURVIVED FOR OVER EIGHT MONTHS HEADLESS!!!! THE IRS EMPLOYEE MANUAL HAS INSTRUCTIONS FOR COLLECTING TAXES AFTER A NUCLEAR CATASTROPHE! (THEY REALLY...WANT THEIR MONEY!!!) INDIA HAS A BILL OF RIGHTS FOR COWS!!!! (OK.... SOMEBODY HAS TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS) IN NEW MEXICO, OVER 30,000 PEOPLE VISITED A TORTILLA CHIP THAT DEPICTED THE FACE OF CHRIST (THATS TRUE DESPERATION) COCONUTS KILL MORE PEOPLE THAN SHARKS DO, OVER 150 PEOPLE DIE EACH YEAR FROM COCONUT ATTACKS (TOO FUNNY...........BUT TRUE!) THE ORIGINAL DRAFTS FOR THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE ....GET THIS........WERE WRITTEN ON HEMP PAPER !!!!! COOL GEORGE WASHINGTON AND THOMAS JEFFERSON GREW HEMP. IN 1988, THE DEA'S OWN JUDGE STATED THAT MARIJAUNA WAS THE MOST THERAPUTIC , SAFEST ACTIVE SUBSTANCE KNOWN TO MAN! (WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT GUY????) |
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