Age: 27
Hair: Dark brown, messy
Eyes: Dark blue
Height: 6'8"
Weight: I weigh a metric ton.
Location: Fort Smith, Arkansas
Hobbies: Writing poetry, (duh) listening to music (power metal and gothic, mostly. I currently am in love with Lacuna Coil and Dragonforce), playing video games, surfing the internet, pen and paper rpgs (RIFTS, Exalted, Shadowrun, and Legend of the 5 Rings) going to class, and daydreaming about destroying all the stupid people on the planet.
Personality/About me: Usually if I'm talking to you, I'm in a good mood and I'm a pretty funny guy. When I'm depressed, I don't talk to anyone. I either turn up the music and try to drown in it, or I go somewhere to be alone. I'm incredibly shy around women, which doesn't help my dating life much. I seem to attract these crazy psycotic females who need to be locked in a small padded room and fed horse tranquilizers all day. They frighten me. A lot.
I do drink, but not that much, just a beer or two every once in a while. I smoke a pipe (tobacco, not marijuanna, you miscreants!) and have a weakness for vanilla flavored tobacco. (It just smells so damn good!)
My absolute favorite peice of clothing is the full-length black cape I had made. But, alas, the poor thing is worn out after several years of hard use. I'm looking to have another made. yay.
Favorites:
Color: blue
Non-color: black
Musical genre: power metal
Weather: cool, rainy, gloomy days
OS: Linux
Web Browser: Konqueor or Lynx
Web site: www.illwillpress.com
Processor: AMD all the way... fuck Intel and the horse they rode in on.
Console system: Sega Genisis
Console game: Shadowrun for Sega Genisis
PC game: Roller Coaster Tycoon
Welding Electrode: 6011
Fabric: cotton; the fabric of our goddamn lives.
Movie: The Crow
Actor: Robin Williams
Band: Sonata Artica
Song: Here I Go Again - Whitesnake
Beer: Killian's Irish Red
Liquor: Jagermeister
Sexual Position: Getting assraped by gas prices, apparently
Debate Tactic: baffle them with bullshit.
Wood: Oak
Poet: Robert Browning, William Blake, and of course, the immortal Poe.
Author: Anne McCaffrey
Political System: true democracy, not this represintative bs.
Cigarettes: menthols.... geiv moar menthols
Scent: vanilla
Pet: attack midget (with axe)
Type of girl: A short Irish redhead with a penchant for good whiskey and fistfights. :-P
Bar: "The Bar" in Poteau, OK
Pick up line: *glares at drunk person bothering me*
Fast food place: Taco mayo or Burger King
Food: Chinese or Italian
Thing in the whole wide world: Plotting the day when I eventually leave this planet to found a colony on mars that will one day return to earth and take over.... yessss...... excellent....
