Summer D&D Quotes
"I think that merchant learned a pretty good lesson."
"And so
did his friends and family."
"I already wrote down my wolf. I just didn't write down his stats. Or
his abilities."
"What did you write down, then? 'I have a wolf?'"
"Don't you think that Red-Ass here has had enough?"
"Orcs, shiny things, and red asses do not go well together."
"Yeah, you just flew over the handlebars on your snow leopard."
"It's not our fault that you orcs don't have anything good to trade."
"I have mud. Mud is good."
"We're gonna show this orc the true meaning of mud."
"Wow, it's almost like a magic trick. Dirt plus snow in a backpack equals mud."
"Orc children play with mud in wonder!"
"I sit there as quietly as a hobgoblin in a tree possibly can."
"Elves suck."
"I agree."
"What's an elf?"
"Pointy
ears. Look like humans. Don't sleep."
"I wanna be an elf."
"No,
you don't. They suck."
(sigh) "Okay."
"Goblins and elves suck. I mean, humans and elves suck. Goblins RULE!"
"...And when I say a bunch, I mean a lot."
"Are you guys evil?"
"We're not so much evil as just misunderstood."
"Yes. They're both lizards."
"I'm going to chew your head off."
"Red-assed monkeys in the mist!"
"It might cast fireball on the orcs, or it might cast fireball on your nostril. You never know."
"They found out that you burned their flag!"
[snort] "Too bad
I have another one in my backpack."
"21? Very nice. You now have a great mini-hood and cloth diaper."
"I can't wait to take a shit in this."
"Dude! You could store
your poo and then fling it later!"
"I don't have balls. I'm a lizardman."
"Whoa. What makes life
worth living?"