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1. You drink only water for a week and end up at the hospital. 2. You dye your hair black, use ten gallons of hair gell, put on a blue spandex outfit and call yourself Vegita. 3. You lose a fight because you spend the whole time trying to form a Genki-Dama 4. You continue to chant "Kamehameha" 5. You force your friends to call you Vegeta 6. You paint six small dots on your forehead 7. Ki actually means something to you 8. You cut your sleeves and put on many layers of clothes and call it a Gi 9. You actually think it is possible to have hair like Gokou's 10. You die your hair purple and buy a plastic sword 11. You build a time machine and expect it to work 12. You try and make a gravity machine 13. You paint yourself pink and try to pass a Chibi Buu 14. Highlight your hair and call yourself a Super Saiya-jin 15. You spend most of your free time thinking about DBZ, and when your not thinking about it, you are drawing it 16. You plant a cherry tree and call it "Shinseiju" or the "Tree of Might" 17. You concider Gokou to be a possible role model 18. You expect to find Higher Dragons in a burning forest 19. You get AOL just to make a DBZ Screen-Name and to fight people and prove that you really are a Saiya-jin 20. You find a piece of colored glass and call it a Scouter 21. You watch the same DBZ tape over and over and act surprised when an attack starts, even know you knew it was comming a mile away 22. Find a pipe cleaner and consider it a tail 23. You cried for hours when Vegeta got killed by Freeza, and you cried for days when Vegeta killed himself trying to stop Majin Buu 24. Try and build a small space pod and tell your friends you were sent down to Earth with it 25. You actually look like Gokou 26. Try and learn the Kamesennin techniquie 27. You convince yourself that you were born on Planet Vegeta and that your parents found you and lied to you about you being their child 28. You brag to your friends about blowing up a certain planet with a fighting force 29. You wear two earrings and convince your friends that you are Vegetto 30. Learn every lyric of every song and try and actually do what they say (train a dinosaur to ride a ball?!?) 31. You have two imaginary friends: Gokou and Vegeta 32. You threaten to summon Gokou and Vegeta to this dimension if your buddies make you mad 33. You practice for hours a day trying to fly 34. You get Christmas ornaments and put red star stickers on them and tell your friends they are the real Dragon Balls 35. You are as cocky as Vegeta or more 36. You try and beat up your pals using the same techniquie Kaio-sama taught Gokou 37. You're E-mail address just happens to be [email protected] or [email protected] 38. You're persistant as VegitaXSSJ in fighting the best 39. You insult people by calling them humans 40. Whenever you fall you say that you fall because you dont have your tail anymore 41. You jump off a pool deck trying to fly and end up breaking your leg 42. You jump off a pool deck and actually DO fly! 43. While running track you think you're Gokou and run your fastest because he could do it in a second, and end up being the last one in because you forgot to turn 44. You think you feel power flowing around you, like an enemy is near 45. You spend weeks trying to fuse with your friend and all you do is get a rash from your fingers touching so much 46. You put up a bright light in your room and consider it as moon light 47. You do not cut your hair for 5 years then stick it up like Vegeta's with 20 lbs of hair spray and end up being called a freak 48. You try and crush a rock in your hand, but just end up hurting yourself 49. You go to Japan just to watch real DBZ 50. You give your friends DBZ names 51. You go to a farm and get a pig, name it Oolong, go home and expect it to talk and shape shift 52. You get a cat and expect it to talk and change it's shape 53. You legally change your name to Bulma Briefs or Son Gokou 54. You want to legally change your name to the above 55. You get a PlayStation just for "DBGT: Final Bout" 56. You change the spelling of your name until it looks like a DBZ character's or sounds like it 57. You know EVERY character's name that was ever in DB, DBZ, and DBGT 58. You call your girlfriend Videl, Bulma, or Chi-Chi 59. You post your crappy DBZ drawings on your FTP space even though you know they suck 60. You scan the newpapers in search of a Shape Shifting Academy 61. You read Satan in a bible and pronounce it like Mr. Satan 62. You try and train yourself to make sounds like Higher Dragon 63. You make Mirai no Trunks's outfit to the absolute detail 64. You try and buy or make every outfit every DBZ and DBGT character wears 65. You can think of over a million things for what DBZ stands for 66. You try and get yourself to sound like every DBZ and DBGT character so you can make up your own fanfics 67. You can eat as much as Gokou can (I would hate to see the person who could) 68. Wear a black jacket and put a Capsule Corp. sticker on the shoulder 69. You actually played the voice of Vegeta in DBZ 70. You wish you did 71. You are designing your own DBZ video game for the computer 72. You tell your friends that you are actually an evil clone 73. You go to the toy store and buy 7 basket balls and paint stars on them. Then you spend the rest of the day trying to get Porunga to come out 74. You tell your parents and friends that you are not in your real form. Your real one is Oozaru. 75. When you pick up the phone you say, "Hiya, I'm Son Gokou. How may I help you?" 76. Whenever your comp shuts down, you blame it on Gokou for teaching you 77. You paint your face green and prance around calling yourself Piccolo 78. You memorize every meaning of every name 79. You live on a island, talk to turtles, and name your house Kame house 80. You look up at the clouds and shout "Kintoun!" 81. You chant "Janemba Janemba" over and over. 82. You think you can take on every Z fighter because you have seen everything they can do 83. You look at your enemy and say, "I can sense your movments by sensing your sentu rokido," then get punched in the face unknowingly 84. You think your name has an ancient Ki meaning 85. You are called a SOB and you suddenly think, "Son of Bardock." 86. You thank them after they say that 87. You think Earth might just be planet Vegeta and all the Humans are really de-evolved Saiya-jin 88. You threaten to blow up the Earth 89. You point at someone and expect them to blow up 90. You prepare yourself to fight Taurus 91. Your room is actually a shrine to DBZ 92. You work at the DBZ editing station just so you can see what all the other people are missing 93. You learn Japanese just to read a DB Manga 94. You drive around in your car or on your bike chanting 'DBZ IS ON TODAY!' (when, of course, it's on whenever you simply put a video in your VCR) 95. You beg the earth several times to help you and to form a Genki-Dama 96. You think that you should only watch Japanese DBZ because you think it offends the Japanese people to translate it 97. You think you are Piccolo and try to shoot your enemy with a Makkankosappo 98. You try and listen to every single word the Nameks say so you can learn a bit 99. You actually doubt Gokou's gender because in Japan he has a female voice and you think Chi-Chi might be a lesbo 100. You name yourself Freezer and name your family other ice products. 101. You paint all the grass in your yard blue. 102. You name your son Trunks or Goten. 103. You grow a tail. 104. You record all of the episodes in order. (um... hehehe) 105. You have a fuckyfit every time they start over. (hehehe) 106. You attempt to go Super Saiyan and pass out. 107. You try moving the Great Pyrimid with your thoughts. 108. You wrote a 30 chapter FanFiction about DBZ. 109. Your kid is repeatedly kidnapped. 110. Everytime you get killed you get brought back only to get killed a few days later. 111. You learn Japanese just so you can read the cards. 112. You look at Goku and Vegeta and think their not bad looking really 113. You dream about your own Dragonball Z episodes 114. You are IN the episodes 115. (one for the ladies) You Want a Boyfriend like Goku 116. You throw your CD's about the room and yell "Distructo Disc" 117. You scream "YES!" when your favorite character wins a fight 118. If your 18 or older and you walk around in a Vegeta t-shirt 119. Your willing go in public wearing a DBZ character outfit 120. You tell everyone your the prince of all sayajins once again 121. Everyone belives your the prince of all sayajins 122. You've gotten more than 3 of your friends addicted to the show 123. The words "On the next episode of Dragon Ball Z" are typically followed by NOOOOOO! 124. You tell people you'll be back for revenge when you go SSJ 125. You know what SSJ means 126. Vegeta is your role model 127. You warn people not to make you use the "Big Bang" attack 128. You have a wall / shelve full of DBZ figures 129. You have the SNES DBZ games and play them even though you don't know japanese 130. You have more than 100 DBZ pics on your computer 131. You have enough DBZ on tape to run a 100+ hour marathon 132. You have run a 100+ hour DBZ marathon 133. You cut of parts of your eyes because you wanted to have a red glow like Androids 17 and 18. 134. Your favorite restaurant if KFC because you think it means King Fricken Cold. 135. You attempted suicide when trying to fly off a skyscraper like S.S. Goku. 136. When you have water fights in the pool you splash the water like you're doing a Kamehameha. (hehe) 137. You draw 6 dots on a cabbage and put your hand on top of saying, "Krillin, I will now awaken your sleeping powers!" |
