Bowel Movement
by Nick E. Costantino
Bowel movement sitting on my ass,
I have a ton of gas.
Bowel movement I need to drop a load,
But the seat is just too cold.
Bowel movement I feel it in my tush,
It makes me want to push.
Bowel movement the turds are making a crash,
Because I can feel that little splash.
Bowel movement now I need to wipe,
So my underwear don't get that stripe.
Bowel movement now I need to spray,
So that stench will go away.
Bowel movement until we meet again,
I'm going to watch some ESPN.