The New Zero
He has agreed
To take me
To the Ice Hotel from the magazine.
What we will need
Is a gleaming key
Made of ice as well
By the finest ice machine.
It's there that no one will stare
At your jaws and your long fur
The claws in your fingers.
It's in the past where the passerby laughed
At your strange way of speaking
Your batteries leaking
Oh no.
Oh God no
They don't know
The new Zero.
Uniforms worn
So leisurely.
The reindeer skins
The privacy.
How was he born?
He's asking me
Flapping his fins
Very impressively.
It's there that no one will stare
At your jaws and your long fur
The claws in your fingers.
It's in the past where the passerby laughed
At your strange way of speaking
Your batteries leaking
Oh no.
[Chorus]
I really don't care and neither does he
If this hotel melts into the sea.
Polished and so rare, this is the way that we see
The coldness helps, it's our favorite remedy.
It's there that no one will stare
At your jaws and your long fur
The claws in your fingers.
[Chorus]
