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Find out what pretty girls like us want for Krismis

Becky's face

To get laid

A new bed



Look at this snow man we made!


Just for you, we made a special krismis song that you can sing for your whole family!

On the first day of Krismis my true love gave to me

ONE NIGHT IN A HOTEL

On the second day of Krismis my true love gave to me

TWO SILVER BALLS

On the third day of Krismis my true love gave to me

THREE SEXY ROCK STARS

On the fourth day of Krismis my true love gave to me

FOUR BOWLS OF PORRIDGE

On the fifth day of Krismis my true love gave to me

FIVE DEAD DEER!

On the sixth day of Krismis my true love gave to me

SIX FLAVOURED CONDOOMS

On the seventh day of Krismis my true love gave to me

SEVEN TINY RABBITS

On the eighth day of Krismis my true love gave to me

EIGHT MAIDS A MILKING

On the ninth day of Krismis my true love gave to me

NINE MALE STRIPPERS

On the tenth day of Krismis my true love gave to me

TEN CHICKEN NUGGETS

On the eleventh day of Krismis my true love gave to me

ELEVEN CONTACT LENSES

On the twelfth day of Krismis my true love gave to me

TWELVE MAC TRUCKS



Pee on our Krismis tree Look at all the pee on our Krismis tree

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