u poor unfortunate soul...
u have nothing better to do than sit there
and browse info. on my
insignificant nothingness....
not really much to say....i'm a dull boring person that works their ass off helping everyone but myself.  I buy alot of nice things and expensive clothes but eventually end up selling them for drugs so i have nothing to show for my work, except more knowledge and insight about life and the world than any of the disgusting pathetic inbred redneck barnyard f%#kers from around here.  I'm 22 y/o and I constantly am told that i look like i'm 17, i also get told that i act like i'm 40...but i get treated like i'm 12.  I've slept with twice to three times as many ppl as some of my sluttiest female friends and no one has ever wanted more than sex from me...so that's what i've settled for.  I used to be utterly obese, i went from 235 lbs. to 160 lbs. in a few months from over-exercising and not eating (but i'm more comfortable calling it fasting) and ever since my weight has been dropping slowly from working double shifts (non-stop-on-my-mutha-f#%kin'-feet-hyped-up-on-Stacker 3's)  As for religious status, I believe in something i've never heard explained by
anyone else and no one understands it when i explain it to them
(kinda like reincarnating through steps of evolution based on intelligence while absorbing
energy from the moon till we eventually surpassed any higher form and became our own gods)
If you ever feel like chatting, i chat on AIM alot and i have ICQ and Yahoo Messenger...
or just email me and i swear i'll respond...
My fav. movies wouldn't fit on this page so i had to put them on a seperate page
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Favorite TV Shows
Queer as Folk
Saturday Night LIve
Daria
South Park
Golden Girls
Married with Children
Roseanne
One Night Stand
Oz
Real Sex
Shock Video
Sex Bytes
Hole Unplugged
Hole episode of Reverb
Jeopardy
Rock n Roll Jeopardy
Wheel of Fortune		 The Beautiful People
Matt Damon
Gina Gershon
Janeane Garofalo
Anne Heche
Kathleen Turner
Courtney Love
Adrienne Shelly
Heather Graham
Drew Barrymore
Jada Pinkett
Alyssa Milano
Lisa Kudrow
Christina Lucci
Mira Sorvino
Angelina Jolie
Jack Nicholson
Giovanni Ribisi
Ewan McGregor
Milla Jovovich
Parker Posey
Natasha Lyonne
Lori Petty		 Clea DuVall
Robert Downey Jr
Neve Cambell
Winona Ryder
Juliette Lewis
Sissy Spacek
Kathy Bates
Chloe Webb
Reese Witherspoon
Ryan Phillipe
Matt Lillard
Skeet Ulrich
David Arquette
Lukas Haas
Keanu Reeves
River Phoenix
David Arquette
Jamie Kennedy
Paul Rudd
Fairuza Balk
Kate Moss
Julia Stiles
Favorite Artists
Salvador Dali
MC Escher
Van Gogh
Salvador Dali   "Polymorph"
shit that annoys me
stupid people (general population)
the shiny happy people
westerns
star trek
indiana jones movies
james bond movies
star wars
emotional moments
unfolded clothes
dust
cobwebs
pennies
hicks
amish
Skanks
Sports
clowns
spiders
bats
rodents
wild snakes
friends
litterboxes
heavy metal music
polka music
bagpipes
sequels
bad actors
condensed soups
ramen noodles		 sunlight
waking up
most Chinese food
boybands
taco Bell
anything made out of tomatoes
the national anthem
the american flag
all meat other than hamburgers & seafood
the colors white, pink, and purple
silent moments on the phone
sitcoms "to be continued"
enclosed areas
unstable heights
ppl who chew w/their mouth open
ppl who talk while eating
large pickup trucks
narrow minded assholes
christians that don't practice what they preach (gen. pop.)
rich fuckers that contribute nothing to those less fortunate
people who don't raise their children properly
cartoons
&
7a.m. calls from some fucking telemarketer named Achmed that can barely speak english
�2001
*Melankolly's Cyanide Asylum*
~melankolly~
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