Preferably out of the sun,
Somewhere where it's quiet.
And a coffee too,
Better make it black right through,
I'm feeling fairly shite.
I don't think I have enough class,
To handle drinking from a glass,
Get me water in a plastic cup.
I went a shandy too far,
I woke up in the bed of someone who I just never thought I'd do.
I know I went a shandy too far,
I wonder where I left my car.
A shandy too far.
Comfortable bed,
Shame about the pain in my head.
Where'd I leave my shoes?
(well the're just over there..)
Well there just over there,
Underneath my underwear.
(Underwear)
Where'd I get this bruise?
I can hear her come down the hall,
And bang her head against the wall,
And wish she didn't have appalling luck.
She went a shandy too far,
I woke up in the bed of someone who I just never thought I'd do.
I know I went a shandy too far,
I wonder where I left my car.
A shandy too far.
Take my advice,
In a crisis,
Catch a taxi, catch a bus.
If there is one thing you should never do,
It's trust yourself.
Because there's a caveman inside,
Your brain's just coming along for the ride.
You'd think I'd learn.
I don't know at all,
When it will be safe to call.
We used to be quite friendly,
But this could be the end.
**Chorus of 'OOahOOahOOO's**
Because we went a shandy too far,
I woke up in the bed of someone who I just never thought I'd do.
I know I went a shandy too far,
I wonder where I left my car.
A shandy too far.