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quotes
sum kool sayings and quotes ive heard or read..
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**** Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb **** |
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| **** The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making the world believe that he didn't exist. **** |
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| **** but i'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. **** |
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**** Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.**** |
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**** sex is the most popular sport on earth... It's safe, fun, and when you have it it tones every single muscle in your body after just 30 minutes! **** |
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| **** size matters not; judge me by my size, do you? When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. Take her away! **** Yonny |
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**** BEER: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000BC!**** |
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****as i lay back and look up at the sky, i see a single shining star and wonder........
where tha hell is my roof?! **** |
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**** I wish i was a teddy bear, lying on your bed,
so if you dreamt of someone else,
i'd punch you in the head! **** |
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| **** Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love! **** |
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Holy mother , full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed,in which we fucked
And if my mum happened to walk in
Bless the shit i'd be in. |
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| **** Boys are like lava lamps, they're fun to look at but not that bright. **** |
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**** Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired. **** |
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| **** I know i shouldn't love you, i know i shouldn't care, i know i shouldn't spend my life wishing you were there, i know i shouldn't wonder where you are or what you do, but i'm sorry i can't help myself, i'm still in love with you. **** |
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**** Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected. **** |
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**** One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. **** |
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| **** age is a number, sex is an art, so come on everybody! forget the maths and lets get creative!!!**** |
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**** dont it always seem 2 go, that u dont kno wot u got till its gone**** |
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****Thus it is that in war the victorious strategist seeks victory before the battle has begun; whereas he who is destined to defeat first fights and afterwards looks for victory.**** The Art of War, by Sun Tsu - luv ya adam |
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**** Our doubts are traitors, And make us lose the good we oft might win By fearing to attempt. **** - William Shakespear. |
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**** MOOIE! **** |
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Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When i think of you
Ohh baby i get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me, Very slowly,
if you kiss me, dont be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!! |
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| **** Did you know... Just 30 minutes of vigorous sex takes off half a large supreme pizza? Anyone feel like a few pizzas...? >=) **** |
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**** There are ships that sail the ocean there are ships that sail the sea but the best ship of all is the friend ship that sails between you and me . **** |
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| **** when we drink, we get drunk. when we get drunk, we go to sleep. when we go to sleep, we commit no sin. when we commit no sins, we go to heaven. so, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! **** |
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**** Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Charles M. Schulz **** |
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**** The wise lose their title when they come to the conclusion that something must be broken to know it's true meaning. **** - JRR Tolkien.. |
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**** never take it seriously, if you never take it seriously, you never get hurt, if you never get hurt, you always have fun. **** |
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**** Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.**** |
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**** Love is a smoke rais'd with the fume of sighs Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes. What is it else? A madness most discreet, a choking gall And a preserving sweet. **** |
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| **** friendship is like peeing in your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the tru warmth inside =) **** |
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**** Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and there for is wing'd cupid painted blind. **** - William Shakespear |
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**** So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth. **** |
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THANX: |
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Quote Cache |
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Fun Forwards |
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Jainster |
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the Monty Python pplez |
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and evryone else who gave me some to put on here =) thnx guys **muah** |
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