Cause of all the useful things you do.
You are the fluid when I'm disillusioned,
You're who I turn to.
There is no secretion that is as versatile as you,
Mucus I love you, mucus I do.
Oh Mucus, how do I give thanks to you cause,
There�s no end to all the tasks that are done by mucus.
Disinfectant, insulation,
Mucus you trap foreign bodies.
You're a sealant, lubricant, and you're a glucose,
Venus flytraps they secrete, extra sticky mucus.
Also, as a mode of, transportation,
Mucus you're bacteria's best friend.
Mucus I love you,
Cause of all the useful things you do.
You're the fluid when I'm disillusioned,
You're who I go to.
Back when the earth was only young,
And we were in the ocean,
Life had just begun.
Primeval ooze, just another word for mucus,
You are my ancestor.
As well as what you do,
Mucus I evolved from you.
*skit*
Yon: Hey ladies, hey ladies, hey ladies? Meet Gatesy! our very own burgundy-clad dovtor of lurve...Who also happens to specialise in the art of male eratic table-top dancing. That's right girls, he'll inconsistently pleasure you all night long.Interested? Well his contact number is 7754 DANGEROUS.
Gatesy: Ladies.. Meet Scod... It's not a competition! The true essence of geek sheek.. cool, clever and calculating..The poster boy for Dungeons and Dragons.. There he is now, tossing for charisma.He enjoys nothing more than a night at home playing Star Wars Trivial Pursuit, and is often compared to C3PO, and is just as camp, lemme tell ya.Ladies are you interested? FELLAS are you interested?? Oooooh what a way to finish the festival...If you are, you can contact him on 1BRG#DORK.
Scod: Ok girls, I know you've been watching him all night, well now's your chance.His name's Yonny, he's on loan to us from the X-Flies people. But we've only got him till Monday, we have to have him back for one of the Myer window displays by Xmas, so it's up to you to make the most of this little rubber sexual inferno. He's been watching Baywatch all summer, and he sure knows how to turn it on in the sack. SACK RACING i mean, you know...
Gatesy: whatever that has to do with Baywatch, I dunno...
Scod: If you're interested, well, God help you.., but his contact code is 053YODA.
1, 2, 1, 2 break it down..
*bada ba da ba ba*
Mucus I love you, when I'm feeling blue,
You will get me through, ba da da da da da.
In movies, such as those made by George Lucas,
When they need to simulate realistic mucus.
Special experts need to be there,
Mucus you create employment.
Mucus I love you,
Cause of all the useful things you do (You know you do it!).
There is no secretion that is anywhere as pleasing,
That�s the reason, mucus I love you.