"Holy balls in the wind! I could not believe the amazing reversal effects ToonReverse did. I felt the sponge on my head and the lima bean in my nose and I got scared. Luckily I loaded up on ToonReverse! Thanks for saving my life ToonReverse!"
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| Hola muchacharios. This night was probably the scariest night I had ever experienced in my entire life. I was sitting at my computer minding my own business. I suddenly had a very strange feeling in the pit of my stomach. Something inside of me was changing... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| What was happening to me? Was this the exciting day I've longed for my whole life? Puberty Day? Unfortunately no...this was different. I can't exactly explain what I was feeling but it wasn't good. I started to feel very rubberyish if there is such a word. If not who the hell cares this is my website | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Increasing agony! What was I to do? The pain was treacherous. As if a lima bean was shoved up my nose and a waterfilled sponges was placed on the top of my head and squeezed. "Oh mama!" I cried out as the pain escalated beyond the previous definition of pain in my book. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Here I am falling out of my chair because of the lemon pepper sting in my chest and the pitfall of empty pain that had mounted in my stomach. This was the end of Nate. I was going to be different from now on. From now on I will no longer look, act, feel, or be like I had been before this night. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Once crashing onto the floor I turned into a cartoon character. My name was now StockYard Stevie and my disease would live on from this day forward. So whenever you see this ruptured spleen of a human being walking down the street don't forget to stop and say hello. Remember, this crazy guy used to look like you do. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Tired of feeling like lima beans are being shoved in your nose and a wet sponge is being squeezed on the top of your head? Tired of the lemon pepper sting in your chest? Tired of feeling like you are going to turn into a cartoon character? Well Sport, worry no more because with 5 easy payments of your monthly salary you can have ToonReverse. With ToonReverse you no longer have to be scared of becoming a cartoon character. Once popped into your mouth these magical pills will whisk the cartoon character out of your body and send it straight to the depths of that crazy black gooey crap in Roger Rabbit that destroys cartoons. These pills are selling out like chocolate banana beans so get your ToonReverse today! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Mr. Cornelius Proctologistski - Proud ToonReverse Customer "Holy balls in the wind! I could not believe the amazing reversal effects ToonReverse did. I felt the sponge on my head and the lima bean in my nose and I got scared. Luckily I loaded up on ToonReverse! Thanks for saving my life ToonReverse!" |
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