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BECK HANSEN - Now this one I was kind of unsure of because there are so many musicians that I enjoy listening to. I guess with his release of Guero recently put him in the spot. He probably won't stay there but you never know. I like the fact that he can take a listener to one place with one album and do a total 180 and put the listener in a totally different place. But hey what can I say about Beck that hasn't been said before. Besides he's only my number 5...what the funk am I wasting my time talking about this bunghole. |
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Pearl Jam - Well well well...these guys used to be my numero uno. The only band that I would play in my musical box aka CD Player. For awhile I went as far to say I would never even consider dating a women who didn't find Pearl Jam irresistable. Realizing that I may have had my hopes a little high I decided to retract that statement shortly after making it. However these guys older stuff really kicks my ass even now. The newer stuff just kind of confuses me and THUS they have moved back considerably. |
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SIGUR ROS - The band that makes takin a poo feel like walking on the moon. The band that makes a punch in the face feel like a feather tickling your balls. These guys are definitely worth listening to. The most relaxing music ever created by mankind. Cannot be understood unless listened to. Perfect for those nights when you can't sleep. Plus one of the first bands since zepplin to experiment with using a violin bow on their guitaras. MUY BUENO! FYI: Did you know the strings on violin bows are actually from real Horse Hair? Anyway I'm really looking forward to hearing some new crap by these guys soon. Poopin on the moon! |
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White Stripes - Raw Raw Raw. If I didn't play guitar I don't think I'd enjoy these guys as much but there is something just so gritty, dirty, and so damn electrifying that just draws me in. These guys have moved up quickly on my top 5. Like a piece of metal being dropped from a building and bouncing off the ground and into some water nearby that explodes underneath the waves creating a fearsome french poodle; this is how I sum up the white stripes. The guy plays guitar and instantly switches to keyboard in concert! Suck it Trebeck! Suck it Coinstar! Suck it Maroon 5. |
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Radiohead - I gotta be completely honest. I heard these guys were awesome, I heard they were great but I listened to them and thought they sounded like orchestrated noise. The thing I found so amazing with this band is that it takes many, many listens to actually get it. Once you hear it...it sticks with you like that poo on your ass that somehow avoids the toilet paper. It's amazing to me that these guys could create music like this. This definitely deserves many listens. Remember...you probably won't like it at first...just give it a few listens and you'll be like...holy corkscrew and billy blanks teeth! yeah...it's that good |
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Tidbit of information: If it seemed like I talked about feces in excess during this page, I apologize. You probably guessed it already but I will tell you anyway...I had to take a numero dos this entire time. Welp...my ass is telling me to go. Adios |
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