| MY LIFE AS I KNOW IT | ||||
| Hey how is everyone doing on this fine morning, afternoon, evening, or night? Fine for you...sure...but you see I'm in a little place called ALASKA! Not so much little as it is huge. How does a person like me magically land in Alaska. Well apparently it's pretty easy when you join the military. So that is what I do here. It's not like a kickass military job...such as something you would see on those commercials with Godsmack rockin out with soldiers flying out of airplanes and crap. It's not even cool like those commercials with the guys in the snowy mountains in their white clothes and white chapstick. I'm in Alaska...what do I have to do to get the white chapstick. Anyway my typical day involves taking vitals of old retired military personell. I put a cuff on their arm and tell them to hold their mouth open so I can put a thermometer under their tongue. Then I basically pass out for awhile until the next patient comes. Occassionally I get so lucky as to hook old hair men up to EKG machines! YAY!....the highlight of my day...touching old man chest...Sarcasm... When I have free time after work I don't have anything to do because none of my guitars are up here. I really miss playing those things. Well I'm boring you...I wish I had my old website still available...I had some funny stuff there. If I can make this half as good as that one...then I'd be a happy man. natedick |
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