"ANDY."
Andy looked up.
"ANDY, FOR DEFENDING THE WORLD AGAINST THE EVILS THAT WOULD CORRUPT PIE, JUSTICE, AND KITTENS."
"Kittens, Lord?"
"YES, ED FISTO SLEW MANY A KITTEN IN HIS LIFE."
"But, how...?"
"TRUST ME, I WOULD KNOW..."
"... waaiiiittt, That's just a myt..."
"DON'T TELL ME CATS DON'T CRY WHEN YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM YOU SMOTE THEIR OFFSPRING JUST BECAUSE SOME GUY J..."
"...ewwwww... Okay I get it."
"ANYWAYS, I GIVE YOU THIS FOR YOUR GREAT SERVITUDE."
A hand descended from the light, cradling a precious bottle of the most Holy of Holy cream sodas.
"Gee-Whiz, thanks God." Andy said with a smile as he and Bob waved goodbye.
THE END
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