Age: Somewhere in the vicinity of between six and two hundred
Obsessions: Online comics (see links page, which may or may not exist yet, check the index to make sure), Lord of the Rings and various actors in the Lord of the Rings movies, insanity, Xanga (see links again), destroying pictures with Photoshop, and other stuff no one really cares about.
Titles: Comic Stripper Extraordinaire, Ruler of the Universe, Decimator of all men's Souls
Biography: There's a very long and interesting story of my adventures leading the Alaskan Mushroom Brigade in World War Five, but I fear I have not the time nor patience to share it now. Sorry.
