You once managed the front
while we did our work.
You watched us bag
with our blistered little hands.
Sometimes you yelled,
sometimes you laughed.
but you always took care of business.

Now for reasons unfortunate
you are leaving our humble abode.
A spot will be now always missing
that only time can fill.

No human is perfect
and there are no exceptions.
But you made the effort
and finished with a good impression
considering the suckas
that you have to deal with.
Now you will be gone
and a have a few final words to say:

Good luck Keith!
And keep on playin' those RPG's!

A special production from the PNS coalition to signify our gratitude to the leaving front manager, Keith J.
He was also extremely nice in selling many of his old games.
And to finish, his infamous quote, "Just make it look good."