Demise of the Pepsi Monkey

Monkey?

Fireworks?

Monkey + Fireworks?

Monkey + Fireworks = Fun

Monkey is having a blast...hahaha get it? A blast? Hahahaha.

Most people spank their monkey, but this one is going for a ride.

How the hell did he survive?

Getting ready for Round 2.

Bent over like a stuffed animal bitch.

I don't think he's gonna survive this...

Nope.

Whilst monkeys are generally a tasty treat, this one appears a tad well-done.

The Aftermath.