"Just Let the Wookie Win!"
- Russel Jones talking his coterie out of fighting a truly resilient
revenant guarding the door to a Sabbat nightclub.
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"I can't park here! My humanity's to high!"~~~~~~~~~~
"Kris, I need a chop. I'm attempting to throw Gonovan Landrake through a mirror."~~~~~~~~~~
"What are you doing?""Heading to some local club to talk to stoners. You?"
"Going to save Humanity."
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"A summary? Went to rescue the Primogen from Sabbat. Got ass whipped by~~~~~~~~~~
"It would be treason not to participate in the blood hunt.""And by participate you mean...."
"...Hey! We're not committing treason!"
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"Welcome to Burger Don's, Where you have it OUR way."~~~~~~~~~~
"Can I take your order?""Toast, no toast. Coke, no ice."
"I don't think I can do that."
"You can do that."
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"I will give you old Iraqi proverb.""Okay. Shoot."
*in arabic*
"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your testicles."
"That sounds nice. What's it mean?"
"Many blessing on you and your home."
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"Why did your ghoul eat the cookie I gave him?! It could have been a~~~~~~~~~~
"Do you know if Prince Nottingham's office is sound proof?""I'm not sure.....but it's about to be."
*spends a blood for Silence of Death*
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"Ace, when did we get to Walt Disney World? I don't remember this Elysium
"We haven't and at least the animatronics at Disney World can be
turned off."
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"I'm going to convert Jacklyn to the Sabbat. Goodbye.""Hey!! Don't you hang up on me! I got something better for you!"
"What could you possibly offer me to change my mind?"
*Spades pauses and then speaks in a Scottish accent*
"How would you like King fuckin' James? Will that work for ya?"
"Hmmmm....ok."
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"I meant to throw rock....and hit him."~~~~~~~~~~
"The Tremere want to talk to me. Put them at the top of~~~~~~~~~~
"All I ask is that if there is a problem with my clan, please
*telepathically to Prince Pompeii*
"Can I kill him? Please? Can I?"
"No!"
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"Frapp� doesn't mean use a blender.""English isn't my first language."
"It's FRENCH!"
- Pompeii & Alexi hit a language barrier.~~~~~~~~~~
"Do not worry, Randi. It would seem you are going to do the one~~~~~~~~~~
"Hi! I'm John, and I hate Thaumaturgy."~~~~~~~~~~
"The genre part of this has no place in the argument. We're playing in OWbN."~~~~~~~~~~
"Let's face it, the Giovanni are the Tremere of OWbN."~~~~~~~~~~
"Kyc, of all people, gave you slack about the submarine?""Only after it sank his pirate ship."
*smiling*"It sank his battleship."
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"Stop that!"~~~~~~~~~~
"This game is the red-headed step child of OWbN."~~~~~~~~~~
"Do you think that there is any chance I could get a ride home?""Of course. *pauses* I can't see any reason why someone here couldn't give you a ride."
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"What's Vicissitude?""That's that disease that Ventrue get."
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"Magic is fun! More irresponsible people should have it."~~~~~~~~~~
"You owe this Prince a belly dance?""Yeah, I do."
"Don't worry about it. In 10 minutes he'll forget."
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"Spades, have you met Joseph Evans? He's Prince Pompeii's 'Yes Man'.""Nice to meet you. So, you're really the Prince's 'Yes Man'?"
"Why, yes I am."
*chuckles* "So where is the rest of the Primogen Council?"
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"We exist. So what's to say the things in your books don't exist?""That's not true. I have yet to see an Oompa-Loompa or Gulliver."
"Apparently that is how this 'Farquad' was described."
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"Animal said not to trust Ben Miller as far as I could throw him,~~~~~~~~~~
"I apologize that the Prince of Baltimore just ate the Convention of Thorns."~~~~~~~~~~
"It's like a hood ornament on a car. You keep it there for the prestige."~~~~~~~~~~
"He can't have the status Insurmountable. He was mounted!""Hey I'll mount him! I'll mount him right here in front of everyone."
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"Cunningham is my ST. You know him...he's scary.""Yes I am. I wear dresses."