Santa Singh says, OK. Next time we
will apply together and they do.
On
interview day,
Santa
Singh says, first i will go inside and answer all questions
except
last
one, and after coming out, I would give u the all answers and
questions.
So u go and then answer there. U will get the Job.
So,
Santa goes in.
EMPLOYER :
When we got independence?
SANTA :
Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER :
Good. Who is our PM?
SANTA : It
changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER :
OK. What's India's population?
SANTA (He
was not to reply last one so he says): Good Question,
Research is
going on, and when i know, i will tell u Sir.
Now he
comes out and tell questions and answers to Banta Singh.
Banta
singh was real SARDAR and he remembers all answers and
forgot
questions.
He goes
in Now.
EMPLOYER :
When were u born?
BANTA :
Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER :
What???? Who is your father?
BANTA : It
changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER :
Employer is upset now. Are u Mad Mr. Banta?
BANTA :
Good Question, Research is going on, and when i know, I will tell u
Sir.