What will happens if ONE INDIAN RUPEE = FORTY-FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS
!!!
There's tremendous improvement in the economy of
India. India's exports increase, imports decrease.
India becomes a super power as Economy is Power.
That is this. Yes. From today on,
"ONE INDIAN RUPEE = FORTY-FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS"
Imgaine... from then, this may happen...
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SCENE 1
Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York, US
Some s/w engineers are seeing some photographs.
s/w engg 1 : What's that?
s/w engg 2 : Bob's photographs from India.
s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?
s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Ranganathan
Street,TNagar,Chennai
s/w engg 1 : Fundoo
yaar! And what is this? He's got an TVS 50 also.
s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). Sexy yaar.This guy
enjoys life maan...
s/w engg 3 : You know
how much an TVS 50 costs? Nearly 200K. Say it in dollars...
s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.
s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.
[Everybody excited.]
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SCENE 2
Venue: Sun microsystems, SanFrancisco, California, US
s/w engg 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected
anytime. Soon I will fly to India
s/w engg 2 : Ohhh....
When is the party?
s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.
s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?
s/w engg 1 : I'll be working in Gummidipoondi.
s/w engg 2 : Oh! Gummidipoondi. Great yaar. where it is...
s/w engg 1 : It is in Madras.
s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like
California.You'll love the weather yaar. One of my
friends is in Jaipur,Rajasthan...He says it's the
ultimate place to live in. Cool maan.
s/w engg 2 : Who is
the client yaar?
s/w engg 1: You know Madras Municipal Corporation?
s/w engg 3 : Yeah. MMC. One of my friends is there in the Road Cleaning
Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are working in the cutting
edge of technology there.
s/w engg 1 : I'll be
writing software for the accounts
department of the GCU.
s/w engg 2: GCU? what
it means...?
s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.
s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about
that country. You can get a job which requires all
your
skill. Not like here. See I'm writing software for the
space shuttle remote control.I hate this.
s/w engg 1 : Don't
worry guys. I'll give you my
Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I'll
forward it to the HRD.
[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]
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SCENE 3
Venue: IBM, New York, US
(Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w engg.)
Male : Hi!
Female: Hi. You know. I'm planning to settle in India
soon.
Male : What??
Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America
only. He is doing his Ph.D in Cuddalore College and
he's coming here for a month. His study will be over in 2 months. He's
already got a job in CEB (Cuddalore Electricity Board). We planned to settle in
Cuddalore itself... I'm also planning to work there. Let's see...
Male: Good luck...
dont forget us & US...
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SCENE 4
Venue: Intel Corp. US
s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got
admission in the Tagore Arts College in Pondicherry
with scholarship for B.A History. A great new field
yaar...
All are excited...
George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized
now.
s/w engg 2 : Congrats
yaar. So you are out of this
country.
s/w engg 1 : B.A in
Histroy...ohh...man, enjoy your
life there?
s/w engg 2 : : Got
full aid, eh?
George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees per Year.
s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.
s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...!
that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars... with that
amount I can buy an three bed-room flat & a Mercedes here...!!!
Tumhe bhoolna
itna aasan hota,
To
tumhe kabhi yaad hi nahi karta,
Tumhe
khona itna aasan hota,
To
tum se kabhi pyaar hi na karta !!
Hum
to lut gaye unki ek muskurahat pe,
Adayein
dekh kar phas gaye Mohabbat mein,
Gar
khuda bhi punche qayamat pe,
To
keh denge ki mit gaye Sharafat mein....
Na Chaho kisi ko itna ....
Ki chahat tumhari majburi ban jaye..
Chaho kisi ko itna...
ki tumhara pyar uske liye jaruri ban jaye..
humne maanga tha
saath unka,
woh
judaai ka gham de gayee,
hum
yaadon ke sahhare jee lete hain,
woh
bhool jaane ki kasam de gayee.
Lagta hai
koi jadoo kar gaya hai mujh par
warna ladkian to pehle bhi marti theen hum par
theek hai kal pehli ladki ko pataon ga
hota hai jo ho jai le ke bhaag jaon ga..
Jo
ladki mere khwabon main aati hai
saar
saari raat mujhe jagati hai
tabhi
to subha office mein der hoti hai
Dad
ki bhi phir daant sunni parti hai
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