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What will happens if ONE INDIAN RUPEE = FORTY-FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS !!!
There's tremendous improvement in the economy of
India. India's exports increase, imports decrease.
India becomes a super power as Economy is Power.
That is this. Yes. From today on,

"ONE INDIAN RUPEE = FORTY-FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS"
Imgaine... from then, this may happen...

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SCENE 1
Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York, US
Some s/w engineers are seeing some photographs.
s/w engg 1 : What's that?
s/w engg 2 : Bob's photographs from India.
s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?
s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Ranganathan
Street,TNagar,Chennai

s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He's got an TVS 50 also.
s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). Sexy yaar.This guy
enjoys life maan...

s/w engg 3 : You know how much an TVS 50 costs? Nearly 200K. Say it in dollars...
s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.
s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.
[Everybody excited.]

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SCENE 2
Venue: Sun microsystems, SanFrancisco, California, US
s/w engg 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected
anytime. Soon I will fly to India

s/w engg 2 : Ohhh.... When is the party?
s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.
s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?
s/w engg 1 : I'll be working in Gummidipoondi.
s/w engg 2 : Oh! Gummidipoondi. Great yaar. where it is...
s/w engg 1 : It is in Madras.
s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like
California.You'll love the weather yaar. One of my
friends is in Jaipur,Rajasthan...He says it's the
ultimate place to live in. Cool maan.

s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar?
s/w engg 1: You know Madras Municipal Corporation?
s/w engg 3 : Yeah. MMC. One of my friends is there in the Road Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar.  People are working in the cutting edge of technology there.

s/w engg 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts
department of the GCU.

s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means...?
s/w engg 1 :  that is Garbage Collecting Unit.
s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about
that country. You can get a job which requires all
your
skill. Not like here. See I'm writing software for the
space shuttle remote control.I hate this.

s/w engg 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my
Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I'll
forward it to the HRD.
[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]

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SCENE 3
Venue: IBM, New York, US
(Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w engg.)
Male : Hi!
Female: Hi. You know. I'm planning to settle in India
soon.

Male : What??
Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America
only. He is doing his Ph.D in Cuddalore College and
he's coming here  for a month. His study will be over in 2 months. He's already got a job in CEB (Cuddalore Electricity Board). We planned to settle in Cuddalore itself... I'm also planning to work there. Let's see...

Male: Good luck... dont forget us & US...
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SCENE 4
Venue: Intel Corp. US
s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got
admission in the Tagore Arts College in Pondicherry
with scholarship  for B.A History. A great new field
yaar...

All are excited...
George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized
now.

s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this
country.

s/w engg 1 : B.A in Histroy...ohh...man, enjoy your
life there?

s/w engg 2 : : Got full aid, eh?
George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees per Year.
s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.
s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...!
that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars...  with that
amount I can buy an three bed-room flat & a Mercedes here...!!!

 

 

Tumhe bhoolna itna aasan hota,
To tumhe kabhi yaad hi nahi karta,
Tumhe khona itna aasan hota,
To tum se kabhi pyaar hi na karta !!


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Adayein dekh kar phas gaye Mohabbat mein,
Gar khuda bhi punche qayamat pe,
To keh denge ki mit gaye Sharafat mein....



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