Teacher to
Student: "How many times have I told you not to come late".
Student: Teacher, I did not count
a poor
man, it's your stupidity.
>I
was born intelligent -education ruined me.
>Practice
makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice?
>If
it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the
others
here for?
>How
come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
>Money
is not everything. There's Master card & Visa.
>One
should love animals. They are so tasty.
>Behind
every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful
man,
there are two.
>Every
man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life
>The
wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise.
>Success
is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
>Never
put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
>"Your
future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep
>There
should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning
>"Hard
work never killed anybody" But why take the risk
>"Work
fascinates me" I can look at it for hours
>God
made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
>The
more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you
forget
>The
more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn.
>A
bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
On my
desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........