MR
BEANS JOKES!
>1)
BRAIN TUMOR:
>
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
>Mr.
Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
>Doctor:
Did you understand what I just told you?
>Mr.
Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
>Doctor:
Then why are you so happy?
>Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
> 2)
MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
>
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
>Mr.
Bean: 9
>Teacher:
What is 4 plus 5?
>Mr.
Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the
>answer is 6!!
> 3)
WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
> Mr.
Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
>Clerk:
Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
>Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
> 4)
QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE:
>
Friend: What are you looking at?
>Mr.
Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
>Friend:
Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
>Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!
> 5)
MARRIAGE:
>
Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
>Mr.
Bean: 16
>Friend:
Why?
>Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.
> 6)
CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
>
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
>Mr.
Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see
>any
picture.
>Friend:
What tape did you took anyway?
>Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
> 7)
Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
>Friend:
condolence, my friend.
>(After
2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
>Friend:
what now?
>Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!
> 8)
MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
>
Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of
>a
power failure.
>Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
> 9)
Spelling lesson:
> Mr.
Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or
>two
c?
>Mr.
Bean: Make it three c to be sure