Salar jee Thodisi Shayereee Hojaaaaye

Tumhe bhoolna itna aasan hota,
To tumhe kabhi yaad hi nahi karta,
Tumhe khona itna aasan hota,
To tum se kabhi pyaar hi na karta !!

Hum to lut gaye unki ek muskurahat pe,
Adayein dekh kar phas gaye Mohabbat mein,
Gar khuda bhi punche qayamat pe,
To keh denge ki mit gaye Sharafat mein....

Na Chaho kisi ko itna ....
Ki chahat tumhari majburi ban jaye..
Chaho kisi ko itna...
ki tumhara pyar uske liye jaruri ban jaye..

humne maanga tha saath unka,
woh judaai ka gham de gayee,
hum yaadon ke sahhare jee lete hain,
woh bhool jaane ki kasam de gayee.

Lagta hai usne koi jadoo kar gaya hai mujh par
warna ladkian to pehle bhi bahut dekhi thi maine
theek hai kal usko I love u Bol hi daaloonga
hota hai jo ho use le ke bhaag jaon ga..


Jo ladki mere khwabon main aati hai
saar saari raat mujhe jagati hai
tabhi to subha office mein der hoti hai
mere Boss  ki bhi phir daant sunni padti hai

Teacher to Student: "How many times have I told you not to come late".
Student: Teacher, I did not count

a poor man, it's your stupidity.

>I was born intelligent -education ruined me.

>Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice?

>If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the

others here for?

>How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

>Money is not everything. There's Master card & Visa.

>One should love animals. They are so tasty.

>Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful

man, there are two.

>Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life

>The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise.

>Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

>Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

>"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep

>There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning

>"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk

>"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours

>God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

>The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you

forget

>The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn.

>A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........

MR BEANS JOKES!

>1) BRAIN TUMOR:

> Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

>Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

>Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

>Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

>Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

>Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

> 2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

> Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

>Mr. Bean: 9

>Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

>Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the

>answer is 6!!

> 3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

> Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

>Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

>Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

> 4) QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE:

> Friend: What are you looking at?

>Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

>Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

>Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

> 5) MARRIAGE:

> Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?

>Mr. Bean: 16

>Friend: Why?

>Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

> 6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

> Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?

>Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see

>any picture.

>Friend: What tape did you took anyway?

>Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

> 7) Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.

>Friend: condolence, my friend.

>(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder

>Friend: what now?

>Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

> 8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

> Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of

>a power failure.

>Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

> 9) Spelling lesson:

> Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or

>two c?

>Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure