Brentful Brents 134 The Ballbusters 87.5
In Shrewsbury did Clinton Portis
A stately pleasure-dome decree:
Where gameball earner Jeff Garcia sat
His equaling forty six not worth splat
While Owner Rich Joseph cursed loudly
So twice these teams have met
But the outcomes resulted in a split
As the Brents were able to play a bit better
Despite starting an inbred, moronic quarterback
(Whose fans wear plastic heads to look like cheddar)
Luckily able to hand off to a star of track
Let the chant of Portis be heard from Minnesota hills
Upon young Portis running for 5 TD�s
And record breaking 46 points, adding to Johnson�s thrills
That left the Busters supporters quite unpleased
With their own star runner, who is known just as Priest
We, of course, are talking about Priest Holmes
Who leads all scorers, where ever he roams
While a 16 point all-pro day, Priest did have
He was equaled by tetchy groin, don�t anyone laugh
Their plan was quite nice, but not what Rich was planning
As the Busters were let down by a QB named Manning
For Peyton had been one on whom Joseph thought he could rely
But in Week 14, Rich exclaimed, �I�d rather have Eli.�
Still, the Busters had one more all-pro, his name was Rice
Yes, Simeon saw Farf and busted through the line
To wipe the retarded smile off and make him supine
Seventeen points totaled Rice, a sum quite nice
Better than Steve Christie, whose deuce wasn�t fine
And who asked for poetry, certainly no friend of mine
But let us rhapsodize a bit longer about this game
Overshadowed by Portis, another Brent runner did score
LaDainian Tomlinson, if we must know his name
Twenty seven more points, and on the blow out did pour
Two runners, seventy three points, not chopped liver, indeed,
To allow Johnson, owner of the Brents, first name Steve,
To call out a braggart, using words of his own:
�Pity the fool!? Who needs pity now, fool?�
To second place had the Busters been shown.
And left Joseph with nothing to do but drool.
Bull City Beers 114 Syracuse 44�s 64
There once as a young man from Syracuse
Who left Donovan McNabb in the caboose
We all thought he was crazy
And D-Mac called his owner lazy
While Randy Moss taunted, �it�s gotta be the shoes.�
So for a QB, John Stoer went with an ex-Packer
Whose talent (and points) couldn�t be found by a tracker
While Donovan had twenty six more
At least Hasselbeck did score
Which didn�t allow Sharpe to open his smacker.
The 44�s did receive TD�s, one plus one
But a non-speaking Stoer did not result in much fun
For the first time this season
No interview and no reason
Well, we can use guilt, since we don�t need a gun
There once was a team from Bull City
Whose owner demanded accurate facts, what a pity
He should be happy with first place
As it won�t be his, one of these days
And when that happens, won�t Chambers feel like a bucket of shaaaving cream.
The Beers had a running attack that did not suck
As Alexander and Bus ran through the muck
Complemented by the kicker
Who refused to dicker
And tied Jason Hanson�s record, what the fu-shaaaving cream.
Culpepper to Moss is a combo that�s likely to stick
As their TD connections were nearly a hat trick
While TE Randy was stuck in guano
Beers lead the league Modano Mi Hermano
And Paul McGuire will always be a di-shaaaving cream.
San Francisco Cubists 93 Peaks Island Wookies 57
Shall I compare Heap to a summer�s day?
Thou art more lousy and less competent
Whereas Terrell Owens can truly play
Although he rarely acts much like a gent
Owner Jason Moore was certainly glad
To have Jamal Lewis and his fine sum
Twenty seven, second highest he�s had
Unlike fumblin� Tiki - who�s just a bum
One more TD from Mad passer
The O-flex was mostly unproductive
While the D-flex blew like a sad gasser
And champion dreams no longer can live
For Jamo next season there will be hope
So why don�t you put away that there rope?
There was a mistake that Will Mitchell made
When he tried to figure out who to play
Since his memory does begin to fade
Plus two week games he did factor and weigh
His QB conundrum was not aided
By a team that did not score a touchdown
Or by a runner who was just traded
And the rest of the team that made Will frown
On the bench sat a mercurial one
Whose feet and arm that caused quite a dazzle
Though rust tends to settle, stifle the run
That left Mitchell with a head of frazzle
Let this be the lesson, coming to Kitna
Instead of Vick, you�ll get a bucket of shaaaaving cream!
Einar�s Lovable Losers 100 P-Miss Envy 55
Veaselicious Cookies 72 County Coroners 62
O, the weather outside is frightful
And this game was not delightful
But since we got no place to go
Let me go, let me go, let me go.
Yes, I don�t have that much to say
But the Cookies did OK
And since he had a higher sco� �
He doesn�t blow, doesn�t blow, doesn�t blow
While Kerry Collins is in the drunk tank again,
And Donald Driver�s the worst player to start 12 games
Mason and Westbrook have nothing to explain
But no interview submissions, that�s just lame!
Well, this game didn�t feature much scoring
And some of you might call it boring
So I�ll leave it to Lee Smith before I go:
Not on my �fro, on my �fro, on my �fro
Does anyone remember �
When these recaps made such little sense?
All for the sake of a rhyme, man.
Well, not in the Week 15 previews, we is going free verse.
Bull City, if they win out, they win the whole enchilada.
Yeah!
Owner Randy Chambers is pressure � the Maya
�Beat da Amber,� he say.
�Can do.� Say the Maya.
No changes in either lineup.
Damn.
Ballbusters, Brents, one game back.
Owner Rich Joseph � poetry in itself
Facing down absenteeism
County Coroners � gone since the middle of November.
Where?
Possibly the bat cave with Ouaou.
No lineup changes here either.
Last time, the Busters won � by 50+
Manning has some �splaining to do.
Now.
Going for the upset are the Wookies
No more Deuce-Double-Back and facing down
Two hot backs and some Trent Green sauce
Never fear, the hottest player is on the underdogs.
Vick.
Einar and Jamo, fighting for survival.
Mo�s been eliminated and Einar�s on the fringe.
Where�s the lineup changes?
Maybe on Sunday morning when the time is
Short.
Finally, Pizza Bowl II 2003.
Pizza is delicious.
Donovan and Ray-Ray will surely score 50+
While Brad Johnson does
Dick.
Late news coming into the central command
The 44�s have made a pick up
And we don�t mean Dominos
Curtis Conway, the �difference maker�
Crap.
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