ALL-PRO TEAM

 

Pos	Player	AP's	Hi	Team
QB	K. Warner	9	35	Losers
RB	M. Faulk	7	34	Cookies
RB	A. Green	5	21	Brents
WR	T. Owens	6	30	Cubists
WR	M. Harrison	5	30	Bears
TE	T. Gonzalez	1	18	Cubists
K	J. Elam	2	16	44's
DF	B. Urlacher	4	28	Envy
DF	R. Barber	3	24	Cubists
DF	Ja. Miller	3	22	Cookies
	M. Strahan	3	22	Wookies

 

SECOND TEAM

 

Pos	Player	AP's	Hi	Team
QB	D. McNabb	9	33	44's
RB	Sh. Alexander	4	35	Bears
RB	C. Dillons	4	31	Cubists
WR	R. Moss	4	31	Bears
WR	J. Thrash	4	23	Devils/Brents
TE
K	J. Hall	1	19	44's
DF	J. Trotter	3	20	Envy
DF	R. Lewis	3	20	Envy
DF	C. Clemons	1	22	Cookies

 

KEEPERS

 

2001	2002
CUBISTS	CUBISTS
Stephen Davis	Corey Dillon
Terrell Owens	Terrell Owens
Tony Gonzalez	Tony Gonzalez
44's	44's
Donvan McNabb	Donovan McNabb
James Stewart	Garrison Hearst
Wesley Walls	Marvin Harrison
BEARS	BEARS
Daunte Culpepper	Daunte Culpepper
Marvin Harrison	Shaun Alexander
Randy Moss	Randy Moss
LOSERS	LOSERS
Kurt Warner	Kurt Warner
Fred Taylor	Fred Taylor
Isaac Bruce	LaDainian Tomlinson
BRENTS	BRENTS
Peyton Manning	Brent Farf
Ahman Green	Ahman Green
Joe Horn	Edgerrin James
ENVY	ENVY
Steve McNair	Anthony Thomas
Eddie George	Brian Urlacher
Torry Holt	Ray Lewis
COOKIES	COOKIES
Emmitt Smith	Brian Griese
Marshall Faulk	Marshall Faulk
Joey Galloway	Eddie McCafferty
DEVILS	DEVILS
Elvis Grbac	Peyton Manning
Edgerrin James	Priest Holmes
Derrick Brooks	David Boston
CORONERS	CORONERS
Jeff Garcia	Jeff Garcia
Rich Gannon	Rich Gannon
Derrick Alexander	Tim Brown
WOOKIES	WOOKIES
Drew Bledsoe	Drew Bledsoe
Ricky Williams	Ricky Williams
Terrell Davis	Rod Smith

 

 

SNEAKY PETE AWARD FOR MOST SURPRISING PLAYER

 

	Totals	5	3	1
1	Priest Holmes	6			30
2	Shaun Alexander	1	2	1	12
3	Kordell Stewart	1	2		9
4	Tom Brady	1	1		8
5	Anthony Thomas	1		1	6
5	Antowain Smith		2		6
7	Dominic Rhodes		1	2	5
8	Chris Chambers		1		3
8	Stacy Mack		1		3
10	Bubba Franks			1	1
10	Jerome Bettis			1	1
10	Jerry Rice			1	1
10	Marcus Pollard			1	1
10	Michael Strahan			1	1

 

	44's	Envy	Brents	Losers	Wookies	Bears	Coroners	Cubists	Cookies	Devils
5	Priest Holmes	Priest Holmes	Priest Holmes	Tom Brady	Anthony Thomas	Priest Holmes	Priest Holmes	Priest Holmes	Kordell Stewart	Shaun Alexander
3	Shaun Alexander	Dominic Rhodes	Kordell Stewart	Chris Chambers	Antowain Smith	Stacy Mack	Kordell Stewart	Shaun Alexander	Tom Brady	Antowain Smith
1	Michael Strahan	Jerome Bettis	Dominic Rhodes	Anthony Thomas	Bubba Franks	Dominc Rhodes	Tom Brady	Marcus Pollard	Shaun Alexander	Jerry Rice
Own	Garrison Hearst	Anthony Thomas	Bull Scroter	LaDainian Tomlinson	Terry Glenn	S. Alexander/An. Smith	Jerry Rice	Troy Brown	Jamir Miller	Priest Holmes

 

Comments

 

John Stoer:  This was a tough choice for me.  Priest Holmes was a stat machine this year from out of nowhere, but so was Alexander.  Holmes was just a little bit better from a little farther.

 

Perry Missner:  Holmes had been moderately productive in previous seasons, but he was great as a Chief.  He also made Steve Johnson look silly for trading  him and Dan Weitz even sillier for cutting him.  Rhodes came out of nowhere and was productive.  I thought Bettis was done.  The bus rolled on.  Thomas was a little-heralded 2nd round pick.  He was a pleasant surprise.

 

Steve Johnson:  I picked him up late and he ended being an every week play.  Lets not forget S Alexander, A Smith, M Pollard

 

Steve Olsen:  Please give a team award to the Chicago Bears.  They had more lucky breaks this year than Weasel on a Plastation.  Next year the Bears will not make the playoffs, garunteed.

 

Randy Chambers:  Again, if it's not for the Walrus, Shaun is an MVP candidate. If it's not for Fumbling Watters, he's on the Cut List!  Mack & Rhodes came out of no where saved Jamo's hide.

 

Chad Nuss:  Preist Kicks [tootsie]! if anyone else gets this award, that's [hog spittle]. Nobody guessed that he'd win the rushing title...did they...did they?????  If Tom Brady gets this award, then I'm going to [go out and] break some windows. GO RAIDERS!

 

Jason Moore:  After two lousy games, Holmes was amazing. Normally I wouldn't vote for a guy who played because of injuries, but Alexander's numbers were spectacular (and overshadowed Antowain Smith). Marcus Pollard came out of nowhere to have a

great TE season.

 

Dan Weitz:  The most surprising thing about this season is how the Peckers made it to the

playoffs.  I think Farf being the anti-christ has something to do with it.

 

Rob Ouaou:  Go Raiders!

 

 

MARK PUSSIER AWARD FOR MOST DISAPPOINTING PLAYER

 

	Totals	5	3	1
1	Randy Moss	4	1		23
2	Eddie George	1	2		11
3	Fred Taylor	2			10
4	Elvis Grbac	1	1		8
5	Brent Farf	1			5
6	Daunte Culpepper		1	1	4
7	Derrick Alexander		1		3
7	Edgerrin James		1		3
7	Lamar Smith		1		3
7	Ryan Longshanks		1		3
11	Cris Carter			2	2
11	Peyton Manning			2	2
13	Dan Marino			1	1
13	Joey Galloway			1	1
13	Ricky Watters			1	1
13	Stephen Davis			1	1
13	Wesley Walls			1	1

 

 

	44's	Envy	Brents	Losers	Wookies	Bears	Coroners	Cubists	Cookies	Devils
5	Fred Taylor	Brent Farf	Randy Moss	Randy Moss	Terry Glenn	Fred Taylor	Randy Moss	Elvis Grbac	Eddie George	Randy Moss
3	Edgerrin James	Ryan Longshanks	Eddie George	Lamar Smith	Drew Bledsoe	Elvis Grbac	Eddie George	Derrick Alexander	Randy Moss	Daunte Culpepper
1	Stephen Davis	Wesley Walls	Peyton Manning	Daunte Culpepper	Dan Marino	Cris Carter	Peyton Manning	Joey Galloway	Ricky Watters	Cris Carter
own	Eric Moulds	Eddie George	Lamar Smith	Ed McCafferty	Terry Glenn	Champ Bailey	Derrick Alexander	Michael Bennett	All except Faulk	Derrick Brooks

 

Comments

 

John Stoer:  Wesley Walls would have been my Pussier, but he no longer has any affiliation with this franchise.  Moulds is a fine replacement.  As for Fred Taylor, he defines this category.  It should be renamed for him.  He should permanently be the first place vote, and we all just vote to see who finishes behind him.  Big fat stinky

Pussier.

 

Perry Missner:  When Farf took the starting QB slot for the Brents, they were in first place.  They proceded to get blown out in five straight games.  Coincidence? I think not.  Longshanks single handedly took the championship away from the Bears.  He's poor.  Walls was a questionable keeper, but it was an interesting pick by Sto.  He was complete crap.  George played and did not produce.

 

Steve Johnson:  Also M Bennet, I Bruce, there are so many

 

Steve Olsen:  The loss of my number 1 pick and kepper back pretty much ended my season after week 1.

 

Randy Chambers:  Whither the third head of the legendary monster? Like the great Pussier himself, Freddy's always getting knocked down, and he can't get up.

 

Chad Nuss:  no

 

Jason Moore:  Grbac was terrible (Ed. note: his frequent turnovers consistently screwed up the stats for the Ravens defense in my other league). Derrick Alexander not only sucked on the field, but came down with last-minute, weak-ass injuries. Galloway was stuck with crappy QBs, but any keeper should be able to top 3 pts/game... and he couldn't beat Favre.

 

Dan Weitz:  I wanted to vote for Farve but I thought if I picked him it would mean I expect alot from him and I dont I just think hes a pussier so maybe we can have a category next year for biggest pussier.

 

Rob Ouaou:  it was sad to see millionaires lose

 

 

ERIC WUNDERKIND WEINRICH ROOKIE OF THE YEAR AWARD

 

	Totals	5	3	1
1	Anthony Thomas	4	2	1	27
2	LaDainian Tomlinson	2	3		19
3	Dominic Rhodes	2	2	1	17
4	Chris Chambers	1	2	2	13
5	Kendrick Bell	1			5
6	Chris Weinke			1	1
6	Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila			1	1
6	Tom Brady			1	1
6	Will Allen			1	1

 

	44's	Envy	Brents	Losers	Wookies	Bears	Coroners	Cubists	Cookies	Devils
5	Anthony Thomas	Dominc Rhodes	LaDainian Tomlinson	Kendrick Bell	Anthony Thomas	Chris Chambers	Anthony Thomas	Anthony Thomas	Dominic Rhodes	LaDainan Tomlinson
3	LaDainian Tomlinson	LaDainian Tomlinson	Anthony Thomas	Chris Chambers	Dominic Rhodes	Dominic Rhodes	Chris Chambers	LaDainian Tomlinson	Anthony Thomas
1	Will Allen	Tom Brady	Dominic Rhodes	Anthony Thomas	Chris Chambers		Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila	Chris Chambers	Chris Weinke
own	None	Anthony Thomas	None	LaDainian Tomlinson	Rod Smart	Bubba Franks		Dominic Rhodes	Chris Weinke	Jason Brookins

 

 

Comments

 

John Stoer:  Dominic Rhodes had a fine year too, but ATrain was better.  Tomlinson started hot but faded.  Will Allen, a stunning rookie season, but not as impactful as the RB's.

 

Perry Missner:  Rhodes was a bit more productive when his team needed it.  Tomlinson started great but did bumpkis later on.  Brady only played in one game but managed to beat the Wookies in it.  Thomas was an inspiration to all.

 

Randy Chambers:  As a veteran team, I only had one rookie start a game for me, so this is a no brainer.  And, jeez, how can you not vote for a guy named Chambers?! I guarantee if some rookie was named "Sto", he'd be getting a vote too.

 

Chad Nuss:  no

 

Jason Moore:  Thomas was one of the keys to the Envy's second-half surge. Tomlinson is a ray of hope for the Wookies going into next year. And Chambers was the only rookie WR to contribute on a fantasy roster.

 

Rob Ouaou:  Go Pittsburg!

 

DON SWEENEY DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR AWARD

 

	Totals	5	3	1
1	Brian Urlacher	4	3		29
2	Michael Strahan	2	2	1	17
3	Ray Lewis	1	2	2	13
4	Ronde Barber	1	2	1	12
5	Kendrick Bell	1		1	6
6	Jamir Miller			2	2
7	Charlie Clemons			1	1
7	Zach Thomas			1	1

 

	44's	Envy	Brents	Losers	Wookies	Bears	Coroners	Cubists	Cookies	Devils
5	Brian Urlacher	Michael Strahan	Brian Urlacher	Kendrick Bell	Lawyer Milloy	Ronde Barber	Brian Urlacher	Michael Strahan	Brian Urlacher	Ray Lewis
3	Ronde Barber	Ronde Barber	Michael Strahan	Ray Lewis	Michael Strahan	Brian Urlacher	Michael Strahan	Brian Urlacher	Ray Lewis	Brian Urlacher
1	Charlie Clemons	Jamir Miller	Jamir Miller	Michael Strahan	Kendrick Bell		Ray Lewis	Ray Lewis	Ronde Barber	Zach Thomas
own	Donovin Darius	Brian Urlacher	Kwame Lassiter	Darren Sharper		Keith Brooking	William Thomas	Ronde Barber	Jamir Miller	Charles Woodson

 

Comments

 

John Stoer:  I know Strahan had more points than any other defender- but his crap [booty] sack with Favre has ruled him out of the voting for this category.  I threw him a bone for Sneaky Pete.

 

Perry Missner:  Strahan had one of the monumental season from defensive line of all time.  So many sacks (except for that last crappy one) and even a TD.  Barber led the Cubists defense out from the pits with a number of good games, although his best game came from his own QB.  That's what I call positive collusion.  Miller overcame being coached by Weitz - who knows nothing about defense - to be a stud.  Urlacher - 28 points in one

game - more points than any other defensive player.  The numbers speak for themselves.

 

Randy Chambers:  Ronde's interception-fest against Aaron Brooks was the key to the Cubists biggest win of the year. Big player making big plays at the right time.

 

Jason Moore:  Michael Strahan excelled in the Wookie system. His sack record is all the more astonishing when you consider that opposing teams led big early and stopped passing against the Wookies. Urlacher and Lewis were monsters for the best defense in the league, and each one's presence made the other better.

 

Dan Weitz:  I wanted to pick Strahan but since he was given the record by Farf which can

only be classified has moronic, who wants a record given to them I would want to earn it by smashing Farfs head into the ground.

 

Rob Ouaou:  Go OAKLAND!

 

La-la-la-lafontaine Most Valuable Player Award

 

	Totals	10	5	3	2	1
1	Marshall Faulk	2	4	2	1		48
2	Kurt Warner	2		3	1		31
3	Donovan McNabb	2	1				25
4	Terrell Owens	1			3	1	17
5	Brent Farf	1		1	1	1	16
5	Jeff Garcia		3			1	16
7	Priest Holmes	1					10
8	Kordell Stewart			2	1		8
9	Daunte Culpepper		1				5
9	Jerome Bettis		1				5
9	Rich Gannon			1	1		5
12	Ray Lewis			1			3
13	Brian Urlacher					2	2
13	Shaun Alexander				1		2
13	Tom Brady				1		2
16	Antowain Smith					1	1
16	Curtis Martin					1	1
16	Randy Moss					1	1
16	Steve McNair					1	1

 

	44's	Envy	Brents	Losers	Wookies	Bears	Coroners	Cubists	Cookies	Devils
10	Terrell Owens	Kurt Warner	Marshall Faulk	Brent Farf	Marshall Faulk	Donovan McNabb		Donovan McNabb	Priest Holmes	Kurt Warner
5	Jerome Bettis	Donovan McNabb	Jeff Garcia	Marshall Faulk	Jeff Garcia	Marshall Faulk	Marshall Faulk	Daunte Culpepper	Jeff Garcia	Marshall Faulk
3	Marshall Faulk	Marshall Faulk	Kurt Warner	Kordell Stewart	Rich Gannon	Kurt Warner	Brent Farf	Kurt Warner	Kordell Stewart	Ray Lewis
2	Kurt Warner	Terrell Owens	Terrell Owens	Rich Gannon	Tom Brady	Brent Farf	Kordell Stewart	Marshall Faulk	Terrell Owens	Shaun Alexander
1	Brent Farf	Randy Moss	Curtis Martin	Jeff Garcia	Brian Urlacher	Terrell Owens	Jay Fiedler	Brian Urlacher	Steve McNair	Antowain Smith
own	Donovan McNabb	Brian Urlacher	Brent Farf	Kurt Warner	Michael Strahan	London Fletcher	Rich Gannon	Terrell Owens	Marshall Faulk	Peyton Manning

 

 

John Stoer:  The MVP of a league should be the MVP of the best team.  Owens was the Cubists most consistent weapon.  Aaron Brooks lost my vote the last 2-3 weeks of the season. As for the rest of the guys, look what happened to the Bears as soon as Bettis went out.  Faulk is the Most Outstanding player.  Warner is an alien.  And Favre, well, Favre can just carry a team on his back.

 

On a side note: While I picked the Einar to win it all this year, I see now what a foolish choice that was since he couldn't even bother to change his lineup the last week of the season in a game with tremendous implications on the championship.  It turned out to be meaningless, but maybe next year it won't be.  Anyway, I will never pick the Einar to win anything ever again.

 

Perry Missner:  Without Warner the Losers would have been in the lower division.  Other than Garcia, who didn't play, Warner was in a class by himself.  McNabb was huge in the early season and came back at the end to help the 44's win more game than ever before.  If he had played in the last game, who knows what would have happened?  Stupid Andy Reid.  Faulk was the dominant runner, despite not being on a winning team.  Owens led the Cubists.  When Moss felt like playing, the Bears went on their run.  He's an idiot but he's valuable.  Urlacher was everything and more than I could have asked for from a #1 pick.

 

Steve Olsen:  Long live the greatest quarterback in NFL history FARF!

 

Randy Chambers:  The 44s were under-manned most weeks, but still tied for first. That's a tribute to Donovan, who leads the Orange crowd onto the field every week

and is sooo consistent.  Marshall Faulk is so far ahead of his position competition, it's breathtaking.  London was the only guy who played consistently, week-in, week-out for me. Shaun, Curtis & Brooking were late additions. Smith had his coke-out. Moss had to deal with Sturgeon Lose for a few weeks. The Bus was in the shop hanging with Daunte when I needed them.

 

Chad Nuss:  this is another [big] anti-raider conspiracy. Gannon got NO votes. [I say go away to] THE NFL. GO RAIDERS! DO WE HAVE TO START ANOTHER NEW

LEAGUE TO SHOW THESE [OVERPAID] EXECUTIVES AND [UNDERPAID]

REFEREES HOW TO [ACTUALLY] PLAY FAIR!!!!!

 

Jason Moore:  McNabb led one of the most dramatic turnarounds in league history, and a six-game winning streak down the stretch when every game counted. The Bears dominated the league with Culpepper healthy, and fell apart without him. Warner

was the highest-scoring player whose owner was bright enough to play him, and he played for a very good team. Faulk's numbers were almost as good as last year, and he gets bonus points for beating the 44s the last week of the season. And Urlacher brought fire to the Envy defense.

 

Dan Weitz:  I wanted to pick Warner but since hes on Einars team I just couldnt, then I wanted to pick Garcia but since he lost to the Peckers I couldnt pick him so I guess we will go with Holmes but we all know Faulk is going to win it so thank you in advance.