Lila McCann - Astro

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Introduction

Constellations. Those patterns in the sky that allegedly resemble mythic heroes, beasts, and various other things that no one can really see. Just as modern man sees everything from rhinoceroses to religious figures in the clouds (or Elvis in a trailer park), ancient civilizations saw patterns in the stars. These ancient cultures named these patterns after the great monsters and greater heroes of their mythology.

Today, 88 official constellations exist. They are primarily used by stargazers to locate objects in the sky. Rarely do we stop to consider the mythology behind their names.

Just for fun, let's say we want to find a constellation that represents Lila. We likely wouldn't choose Orion, the mighty hunter. Nor are we likely to choose Musca, the fly, to represent her. So, which constellation best fits? Here are my top 5 choices, arranged in my favorite order: random!

#5 - Andromeda, the Chained Maiden

The Story

Andromeda was a beautiful princess of Greek mythology. The daughter of Cepheus and Cassiopeia, she was sentenced to death for her mother's arrogance and vanity, and chained to a rock by the sea. The hero Perseus, fresh from his slaying of Medusa, saw her plight and rescued her, setting her atop the wingèd horse Pegasus.

The Good

For those of us who wish to see Lila flying high, Andromeda seems a good choice.

The Bad

Not quite Lila's life story. And I'm sure Lila's home life was much better than Andromeda's.

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#4 - Norma, the Square

The Story

Norma is a carpenter's square. That's about it.

The Good

Why am I calling Lila a square? Well, she's been called a dork, so how much of a stretch is it, really?

The Bad

Not much going for this constellation. No bright stars or much of anything noteworthy. Not a good comparison to our Lila.

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#3 - Corvus, the Crow

The Story

Corvus is a crow from an ancient Greek myth. (Don't you love background stories that aren't really background stories?)

The Good

Crow... blackbird... y'know.

The Bad

Ok, so it's a bit of a stretch.

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#2 - Virgo, the--um--Maiden

The Story

Virgo is a zodiacal constellation, which was seen as a young maiden holding an ear of grain.

The Good

Well, Virgo is a young woman, Lila is a young woman, so there's a similarity. Since Virgo is one of the zodiacal constellations, it is also widely known, and it carries a positive connotation.

The Bad

No comment.

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#1 - Lyra, the Lyre or Harp

The Story

The Lyre was a Greek stringed instrument, similar to a harp. According to myth, it was created by Apollo. It appears in many Greek myths.

The Good

Hey, a musical constellation. Plus the pronunciation of Lyra is fairly close to the pronunciation of Lila.

The Bad

None, really. Its my top pick.

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So, there you have it. My top 5 picks of constellations that could represent Lila.

Questions, comments, or additions are welcome. The original page used images from a skycharting program called "Cartes du Ciel." It's not a bad freeware program, if you don't mind reading a little French. Since then, I've gotten a copy of Starry Night Pro. I've removed all the images from this page because... well... no one looks at this page anyway.

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