10-26-04 - Dobbins and I just had a couple more enlightening conversations. I thought I'd let you in on them. P: Theres a really good show on cfru right now - Off the Beaten Track - www.cfru.ca - There's an audio stream. D: i hate streams P: i hate creeks D:i was gonna say unless i have a good raft P:sorry i ruined it And then another: P:i dont want to review the thrills album. i dont know how to describe it. i want to say happy sad jangly pop rock, but i think thats a swing and a miss. Its like.... if i was the batter, and i swung and missed and then the ball hit my face. D:so youd get a base atleast P:Thats true. D:but i guess you want the double. Or even the triple or homerun. P:That would help... Its just a bit shameful to get walked. D: Yeah P: Especially if you swung D: Yeah P: Like... its completely out of your hands 10-13-04 - It seems that I update here about once a month. And this is your lucky month. (before i get any farther with my pearls of wisdom here, the challenge cup score is no longer 4-2. I think its 6-3. And once I finish wrecking Whiskey in pool, it'll be 7-3). To start off the wisdom, here's a conversation that Dobbins and I had about life, resurrection, and tea biscuits. P:mmmmm. i'm eating those baby biscuits. so good. i forget what they're really called. D:tea biscuits? P:thats what i wanted to say. but they arent. i mean... tea buiscuits at tim hortons arent these. D:i prefer granny cookies P:but i guess its what we both wanted to say D:they are the perfect analogy of life P:explain D:just babys eat them and then old people eat them P:so it like explains resurrection because then only old people like them D:it just shows how we start one way and we end the same way P:and then the old dudes come back to life as babies and eat them and thats resurrection D:its more like hey your born you eat tea biscuits and you die eating tea biscuits it doesnt matter who you are thats what life is . I'm also going to let you in on a secret concept that's been brewing in my mind for months. The concept of the noke. Essentially, a noke is simply a bad joke (no + joke = noke, for those of you that are a bit slower on the uptake). Anyhow... I decided that noke's can still be really funny though, but it's on a completely different scale from jokes. The more genuinly clever and funny a joke is, the funnier it is. Its simple. But get ready everyone. Take your gingsing, echinacea, ritalin, or whatever helps you concentrate. Meditate for a minute. I'll be here waiting. What makes a noke funny, is how unfunny it is. Now, I know what you're thinking - that doesnt make sense, you say. Well screw off, it does. An awful joke is funnier than a bad joke, in your terms. Get it? Start using my word. 9-15-04 - You guys are lucky. I was feeling wise today. First, a bit of a back story. Guelph decided it would be fun to throw a bunch of money at Sum 41 instead of some worthy band. Or a couple dozen worthy bands. But no, Sum 41. So, for the last week or so, I've been shaking my fist whenever I walk past the overabundant Sum 41 posters around campus. However, these posters allowed me to discover the equation that everyone's been puzzling over for so long. I figured out what makes a sum of 41. Let me show you. Loser + Loser + Loser + Loser = 41. Simple. The second chunk of wisdom is one that was inspired by my attempts to read university textbooks at 1 in the morn. Textbooks go in one eye, and out the other. Get it? Because people say that about ears, and it makes no sense for eyes? Get it? You'll laugh later. When you're reading something, and you realize I'm onto something. 8-17-04 - Here's a pearl of wisdom for you people, brought to you by myself and dobbins. It is a conversation that we had about a brilliant man named George Bush. Peter: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we," Bush said. "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." He's brilliant. Dobbins: yeah. i heard that. theres no good way to take that. Peter: nope Dobbins: i think he takes shits out of his mouth. Peter: im pretty sure he does too Dobbins:lol Dobbins:like poo is made in his head and he releases it out of his mouth Peter: lol. like... instead of George W Bush, his name should be like.... Shit Manufacturing Plant W Bush. 7-21-04 - "Money makes cd's go round" - Peter 7-6-04 - Real work on the site has begun. The is the lair where the brains of Petor and Whiskey mingle. Your life will be enriched with every moment spent here. You can bet your bottom dollar on that. - Petor
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