• Whenever you get yelled at by your parents, they always say "answer me" and when you actually do, they tell you to shut up.
• Squeezing a lemon into a pepsi doesn't make it really taste like a Pepsi Twist.
• Everyone denies their Guilty Pleasure.
• In reality, Mouse holes look nothing like how they look in comic strips.
• If you really think about it, with social security numbers and ID numbers, we're all really numbers in the government.
• Why is it when you have a cold, and you lay on one side, that nostrl gets clogged?
• Why is it whenever someone says they listen to you, you need to repeat what you said 4 times in order for them to understand?
• Justin Timberlake's a white Usher.
• If you really really think about it, we're all posers
• Things really are funny until someone gets hurt, .. cuz it is pretty fucking hilarious.
• All the songs that are out today sound exactly the same.
• People are ignorant fucks.
• Why is it if you have short hair and you have bed head, it looks like crop circles?
• What if cows really are the thing that makes those crop circles?
• Why does Nickoleon cancel all the good shows like Invader Zim, Salute Your Shorts, Rocko's Modern Life, and the Angry Beavers?
• Why are people so obsessed with Sponge bob square pants? And... if he's already underwater, why does he and Squidward have a bath in their bathroom? How come no one ever gets eatten by a shark or something on that show?
• FOB's talk funny.
  Added 12/07/02
• People who say they're gonna kill themselves are really fucking thick headed
• Most English Teachers Probably has cats.
• Selling Forks is only possible when you have a supplies of forks
• Avril Lavigne is a hippicrite
• We have a moron as a president
• TV isn't as funny as it use to be
• The only use for Christmas these years is the "A Christmas Story" marathon.
• People are greedy fucks.
  Added 03/01/03
• No one ever likes where they are
• Change isn't always bad
• "Mr. Rogers Neighborhood" was the first show about absolutely nothing
  Added 06/19/03
• Pimples in the ear, and in the nose hurt... really bad.
• Everyone has a stupid aunt that doesn't shut up.
• No one really likes people that state the obvious.
• Regents are hard when you don't know what you're doing.
• Bloomberg's a jerkoff.
• People are very ignorant sometimes.
• Everyone backstabbed someone once in their life, and if they deny it, they're only lying.

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