Random things That happen in my family and when I'm outside

October 12, 2003
I've come to the conclusion that my father likes to say his last name. Or he just likes hearing his last name when he's saying my name. Whenever he says hi to me, he says "hello, Samantha Wong" its always Samantha Wong this, Samantha Wong that, and It's been driving me nuts. Its kinda like him teling me what my last name is as though I don't even know what it is.


June something... 2003
In the car with my dad and Katie while going to go take the regents
Me: I'm gonna make cookies with darlene on friday
katie: cool. Dad: What kind of cookies?
me: Peanut butter...
Dad: Ewwwww...
me: What are you trying to say, you don't like my cooking?
dad: No.
me: Oh, okay I see how it is, you're.. not gonna get any cookies then, I was gonna make a cake too.. but, you're not allowed to... eat it..
katie: *cracks up*

alright, that wasn't really funny the way i typed it, but at the time that was funny..

Feb. 28, 2003
I managed to get stuck to the ground because my pant got stuck in a crack.

December.. something, 2002
(overheard)
My Aunt yelling in Chinese: Waaaa, You're room smells
My Brother: Yea, well, I farted.

Sometime in December in school during lunch.
Someone:YOu stink like Vagina


December 22, 2002
Dad: (Wrapping up a pillow case into a roll thingy and ties it with string) Samantha
Me: (sighs)..What?
Dad: (swings pillow thingy around) AiYa!! (attempts to hit me)
Me: (stares, sighs) You're so gay...
Dad: What the- hey!
Me: (laughs)

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