"Dont interupt me when I'm talking to myself"- Hot topic shirt
"Its never too late to start wasting your life" - Hot topic shirt
"You suck! and i dont like you" - Hot topic shirt
"If i was a turd, I'd jump out and scare people" - Hot topic shirt
"What about.. you give me a call when you grow
a brain" - Hot topic shirt
"Its not that i'm anti-social... i just dont like you" - Hot topic shirt
"I will not grease the monkeybars" - Hot topic shirt
"I would look at the world from your point of view,
but i cant stick my head so far up my ass" - unknown
"Are you a spelunker?" - a question on a test i took
"...ass spelunker" -Andrew Wong
"Right, so i ate this Chicken McNugget one time, and i puked it
up a couple of minutes later and it came out whole. I guess the lil
cells in my body peiced it back together" - polo
"Its 10 30 already" .. my dad.. "where do you see 10 30? I see 10 10" - me
"Some people look good on their knees but
you look the best" - Nick Coyle, Heave
"What if I was everything you wanted would
you still point at laugh at me?" - Nicky Coyle Not Like You
"...Do you think that someone would actually
perform surgery on a chicken?" - Me
"Maybe god is an evil little whore that wants to torture us all." - Monica Williams
"She's freeballing... without balls!" - Richard Dorman
"Jesus is a cunt" - Cradle Of Filth
"Is Adult Entertainment Killing Our Children?
Or Is Killing Our Children Entertaining Adults?" - Marilyn Manson
"Sites are caused by watching your dog shit." - George Carlin
"We're all fucked, it helps to remember that." - George Carlin
"Most people are not particularly good at anything." - George Carlin
"No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like." - George Carlin
"Why are you sitting so close to the jocks?" "no no, the question is,
Why are the jocks sitting so close to me?" - Me
"Fuckin' Nigger" "Do I look black to you?!" "Well, you're wearing black"
"Yes, Doesnt mean I'm black you fucking retard!" - Me (while arguing with my brother)
"Just because I'm your friend doesn't necessarly mean that I'm your friend" - Me
"This computer makes me all frowny with pure nougat-filled hatred!" - Jhonen Vasquez
" you know what happens to popular people...They get fat" - Unknown
"Hating people is like burning down your house to kill a rat" - Henry Fosdick
"Kids, you tried your best, and failed miserably... The lesson is, NEVER TRY." - Homer Simpson
"Beshrew the heart that makes my heart to groan." - William Shakespeare
"I have great faith in fools; my friends call it self-confidence." - Edgar Allan Poe
"Did you ever notice the people who are most adamantly against abortions are
people so ugly you wouldn't want to touch them in the first place? "- George Carlin
"Candles are good as long as you're not me and
you don't fall asleep and your house burns down." - Daniel Johns, Silverchair
" I see life as a cruel intention of a slow and painful death" - Essie Lee
"Live life 2 da fullest" - Anne
"that's beef on my block" - Jennifer
"i dunno, i'm slow! LoLz"-Rosa
"the only difference between peirced people and non-peirced people
is that peirced people dont care if your peirced" - Lina
"life is a bitch, then you die!" - Katie
"Just remember... straight people cant help it!" - unknown
"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm" - Unknown
"Ever notice on those talk shows where the newly weds are like, cheatin on each other, what if the guy cheats on the woman with a guy, they can't really prove anything because they always ask 'did you have sex with a woman besides your wife in the past 3 months?' Makes you kinda wonder. - Me
Stevo: "Sure there's a lot more punks than there was four years earlier, but there was also as many posers. Posers were people that looked like punks, but they did it for fashion. And they were fools. They would say "anarchy in the UK," you see, posers. "anarchy in the UK," what the fuck is that? What good is that to those of us in Utah, America? It was a Sex Pistol thing. They were from England, they were British, that's what they did. They were allowed to go on about anarchy in the UK. You dont live your life by lyrics. I mean that's all you ever heard from these trendy fucks. Like uh, did you hear the new Smiths album? It's fucking terif. Kids walkin' around Utah sayin' 'terif' with a stupid little English twang. See what I mean. (points to a jacket) What the fucks up with the English bullshit? Yeah, I knew a girl who would only have sex with a guy if he had a fuckin' accent. Can you think of anything more ludicrous in your life? Cuz every asshole in Salt lake City, and let me tell ya, plenty of assholes in this general region that wanna do a little a this will get her drunk and put on some kinda stupid fuckin' accent like, 'hey mistress d'ya fancy a shag?' Then she would, fuckin' knees to the sky, which was sad, it made me really sad, poor girl had no self-respect. See to me, England was nothing more than a big fuckin' American state like North Dakota or Canada. You gotta look at me and you gotta say, hey buddy, why are you so mad and I'll tell ya, cuz for all the following that went over to the English bands from the SLC. Those fuckin English chaps can only say shit about us Americans, all we were to them was a bunch of hicks. Well you know what, I'm not a fuckin' hick. I don't wear cowboy boots, I hate the fuckin rodeo, horses smell like shit to me, and I never fuck anyone in my own bloodline. By definition I am not a redneck and goddammit I ain't no fuckin' hick. Oh the sun never sets on the British empire, well the sun never sets on my asshole!
Another thing that pisses me off, talking about who started punk rock music. Was it the Sex Pistols in england, was it the Ramones and the Velvet Underground in New York? It was the Ramones, it was the Sex Pistols. Who cares who started it, it's music. I don't know who started it, I don't give a fuck. The one thing I do know is that we did it harder, we did faster, and we definitely did it with more love. You can't take that away from us."- SLC Punk!
"Get off of me, I wanna see what's going on! What the fuck is this shit? Who the fuck are you, lady? Why the fuck did you hug my head? (Quite a mouth on him, isn't there?) What is this shit, `The Piano?' Why ain't this broad talking? (I believe the answers you seek lie within my companion's eyes) What the fuck does that mean? Has everyone gone fucking nuts? What the fuck happened to that guy's head???"- Jason Mewes (Jay from Jay and Silent Bob), Dogma
"All you motherfuckers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all fucking next." Jason Mewes, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
