_________Who_took_the_beef?__________
There was a big brown cow
in this little red barn
Wasn't doin anybody any harm
Along came the theif and he took that beef
And he set off the bugular alarm
He halled out his gun
But he only fired one
And that cow went down on his knees
He started to beg
Cause he shot him in the leg
And he said won't you let me go please
Even tho he could talk
He sure as hell can't talk
So i'll fix u up and put you in my truck
Take you down
To the old fair ground
Were all the people gather around
See all the freakshows That's in town
It's like a talkin cow
Who took the beef?
Who took the beef?
I bet it was the theif
He took the beef
He had a gun and he fired one
He was only tryin to have fun
Who took the beef?
Who took the beef?
I bet it was the theif
He took the beef
He had a gun and he fired one
He was only tryin to have fun
Who took the beef?
Who took the beef?
I bet it was the theif
He took the beef
He had a gun and he fired one
He was only tryin to have fun
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