You must suck.

No teamwork is required in any games.

You must know the national anthem of the United States, and must recite it every morning. We won't check because we trust every bit of soul in you, but if you wish, you can send us a video. No Nazi salutes please.

All member will be paid fourteen zillion dollars to play everyday.

Give us eighteen point three trillion dollars and we will give you a box with nothing in it.

You may suicide regularly in the game.

All members must be over 2 years old, and must shower every single day.

You don't need to speak to other clan members.

We will communicate through e-mail every Christmas on all meetings and games and whatever pops up for the rest of the year. If you wish to be a pain, you may send everyone letters to their houses. Or an alternative, you can give letters to Santa Claus and he will send them for you. I hear he's a greedy pig, so watch out!

Remember, when we lose, we will smile and stay proud. We are all winners, not losers.

If you feel like being a loser, go ahead.

If you wish to be part of the YES clan, go to http://www.totalbf2.com/forums/ and look for me, PluckyX24. Send me a private message with the code "ALALALALALALA. I BUY PLUCKY FOR HIS SOURNESS" and your online name. Then I will play Battlefield 2 for a long time until I come across your name and you will be accepted in the YES clan after a horrendously long interview with me. You will be tested in the middle of the battle, so be ready with questions to ask me.