Read the Big Jim Show

This is a play/teleplay featuring lots of characters... and not much else. Anyways, I'll explain the main characters so that yer don't get too confused when (or IF) you read the Big Jim Show.

The Z Lady
The Z Lady hosts many shows, but is most well known for 'The Z Lady Show,' a shopping show which is always having financial problems. In fact, it only keeps going because of Pudd, an employee, who is very good at robbing casinos.

Pudd
Pudd is actually quite an innocent wee thing, but she does have quite a talent for getting money out of people and places and also quite a bad drinking problem. Little does she realise that it is because the criminal mastermind, Pudderfudderwudder, is hidden inside her, and occasionally takes over...

Glenn Cree Matchless
Glen Cree Matchless is also known as Muncho, Munch, Match and Matchless. She is the owner of the Warm and Toasty Shop, and also runs places such as the Glenn Cree Matchless School for Young Nosie-Posies.

Big Jim
Big Jim is actually a woman.

Granny Mavis and H
If you want to find out more about Granny Mavis and H, just read my Train of Thought 2000.

Mavis Gravis
Mavis Gravis is Granny Mavis's long lost sister. She isn't really too different to Granny Mavis.

Righty then, they're most of the main characters... I think. Please tell me if some things don't add up (because no doubt I'll have made mistakes somewhere.)