soon to come...
1. Never eat soup and then drink. They do not mix!
2. Learn to grow a tolerance for alcohol because there are so many people who do not remember things and end up doing stupid things.
3. Grow immune to the punch because that and beer is usually the only thing to drink.
4. Do not give your number out to anyone... because they will never call.
5. If any kid named after a vegetable asks if you want to smoke up, I wouldn't recommend it; he is named after a vegetable.
6. Guys do not want relationships, they want sex. Bastards!
7. Its not best to drink with guys, because they get competitive and then you do too. Then it ends up being messy when you kick that guy's ass in drinking.
8. If you show some cleavage, it will get you places.
9. No one remembers the conversation they had with you the night before, so if you think you made a connection with that person, its highly unlikely.
10. The drunk bus is the funniest place to be...
1. Never trust the punch at frat parties!
2. Always get up for your first class, or you'll wind up sleeping through them all.
3. Go easy on the malt liquor the first time you drink it. Its very easy to get real drunk real fast and not remember a thing except that you made snow angels.
4. Don't buy stupid things! You waste money and there's no where to put them
5. Frat parties in real life are nowhere near as cool as the ones in Animal House.
6. Don't ever agree to working on Friday nights.
7. Phone bills can get extremely expensive. And the phone company will shut off your line if you don't pay.
8. It takes a state of emergency to even concieve of cancelling classes.
9. Quiet hours are a joke.
10. Ricky from Goshen is the coolest kid alive.
2. All the men at community college have no goals and often linger there for several years, thus don't try and pick them up.
3. Parking is a bitch.
4. Don't skip class just to go to Denny's.
5. Boys that wear t-shirts that say Satan aren't the talkative types.
6. The parking lot 2 blocks from the school always has spaces.
7. Don't talk to the adults in class because you will end up hearing their life story.
8. Classes always get smaller with time.
9. Angela is still a jackass.
10. Don't bother trying to quit smoking because it won't work at school.
more to come from marcy....
