Jillapalooza

This is me in front of my house. This picture was taken a few months ago.

This is me dressed as Jon-Benet Ramsey for Halloween.

Despite a rather shady past, I have moved on to be a well-balanced, upstanding member of society.

"Jill is perhaps one of the coolest people alive"-Lindsay
"We all worship the ground she walks on"-Janet
"Hail Jill Hail Jill"- Laura
"I want to have her baby"- Marcy

(I'm going to write this like one of those dumb e-mail surveys)
Full Name: Jillian Louise Joan Allison
Nicknames: Jillybean, Jillster, La Fox, Jillbert, Great One, Empress of the Sun and Big J BooBoo
Birthdate: April 20, 1982, yes that's 4-20 for all you damn hippies and Hitler's birthday for all you damn Nazis and Daniel Day Lewis' b-day for all you damn Last of the Mohicans fans
Current Living Arrangements: West Greenwich Village, New York City I just like to brag
Fav. Band: WEEZER
Fav. #: 3 (I know everyone was just dying to know that)
Worst Feeling in the World: Having to pee really bad
Best Feeling in the World: Peeing after having to go really bad
Fav. Color: Blue
Fav. Foods: Ben and Jerrys
Zodiac Symbol: I'm one of those wacky cusp people Aries/Taurus Ram/Bull I'm a Rambull like Rambo with horns HAHAHAHAH....i suck
Major: We don't have majors in my school but my concentration is in Writing and Literature, yea i'm the dork with the "Fight Prime Time....Read a Book" bumper sticker
Job: None to speak of which is really sad, but i did try to get a job, really i did
Biggest Fear: Deep water and Laura watching me pee
Favorite piece of clothing: My weezer hoodie
Favorite place to be: The Ben and Jerrys factory in vermont
Least favorite place to be: At home and sober
Favorite movie: Rushmore
Favorite movie quote: "Don't fuck with my play!!!" Max Fisher in Rushmore Favorite word: Quark, i found out more of what it means and it's something in ana atom
Last song i sang: Keep Fishing by Weezer in the shower
Last thing i said: Bye to my Dad
Last person i hugged: Janet last night
Last CD i brought: Red Hot Chilly Peppers- By the Way
Last person i drank with: Janet, Laura, La'Shundra and Linds
What's in my CD player: Smashing Pumpkins- Tonight, Tonight single
What's on my feet: Nothing
What's my current wardrobe: PJ pants and a bright yellow swaetshirt
What's my current wallpaper: Kermit
What lyric is in my head:Some U2 lyric
Where do i want to spend my honeymoon: All over France
How many kids will i have: Depends on how bored i am
What do i want to be when i grow up: Some sort of writer and a mentally balanced person. I don't think i can be both

Congrats for getting through that. Sorry no prize. If you have any questions call Marcy and she'll get back to you with my response. Goodnight and God Bless

Top Five Dorky Guys I Love

5. Josh Gunita- mine and Laura's baby's daddy
4. Jimmy Fallon- awwww, he's so cute admit it
3. The guy in the Chase Scene- beautiful, just beautiful
2. River Cuomo- too bad he doesn't tour around here
1. Gideon Yago- gotta love MTV new anchors
I might add that these guys all have restraining orders on me. But as shakespeare put it "The course of true love never did run smooth"

Here are some cool pics of stupid shit:

Two years at Catholic school taught me nothing

The sign in front of Laura's house

Dee and Christina: Separated at Birth. A Lifetime Orginal Movie

Some friends

Nessie and Alexa looking oh so rad

BJ being well.....BJ

They were going to put us on the cover of Vogue, but we declined

That's what happens when you pass out around Vinnie
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