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| Things I Don't Like!!! *wet dogs the word "cool", and any alternate spellings like kewl *daughters older than 9 holding their mom's hand scrawny guys in muscle shirts *parents who let their kids be fat the word "emo" *white socks tapered pants *smudges fat people who think they're skinny *bowl cuts polyester *cold showers fuzzy screens on tv *fogged mirrors after a shower thorns *wet hair cowboy boots *people who sing along with songs when they dont know the words (this excludes michael :) ) sweat *mirrors in the dark happy clowns *6 year olds that dress like strippers bangs *clothing with giant flowers on them skirts with shorts underneath *high-rise pants grease *long butts fake accents *people who dont know when to stop having kids pay phones *men who wear tiny shorts big ears *unibrows motorcycle jackets *hair buns buck teeth *naked children in public raisins *road kill parents who take their 6-month old trick or treating *crust on milk cartons vaccum cleaners *people who smell bad people who walk too slow *fast food extremely hairy guys (...or girls) *other people driving anywhere near me people who drive slow in the passing lane *eyeliner extending past the eye people mispronouncing simple words *parents who put their children on leashes girls who wear bodysuits and stilletos to theme parks *people using incorrect english the use of the word "whack" *people nailing into the wall at 5 a.m.!!! (this one is personal) girls who think they can change guys *people who don't open the door for others roomates who talk to you while you are sleeping *people who exercise slower than they walk (hint: this does NO good) |