All friends and relatives say "GOOD BYE"
Heero : Not so fast kid, that bed is mine.
Li : *stares coldly at Heero* What did you say ??
Heero : You heard me small stuff *stares back at him with a cold stare.
Brock : Ohhh boy no one has called the top bunk *hops onto the top bunk*
-Li and Heero stare at Brock-
Brock : Ummm *back away* The lower bunk is fine heh heh
-Meanwhile in the girl's bedroom-
Ayeka : No Ryoko I get the top bunk!
Ryoko : I don't think so princess *floats up into the top bunk and gets comfy*
Ayeka : You slob!! I command....
Ryoko : Command this !!!
-A bolt of lightning flares between their eyes-
Sailor Moon : Hmm I miss Darion.. Hey what are you two girls fighting over *stares at Ryoko and Ayeka* Hmm ??
Ryoko : Listen up I get Tenchi and thats final!!
Ayeka : Who says!!!???
Sailor Moon : *intervenes* Wow this Tenchi guy must be pretty cute, who is he huh ??
-Ryoko and Ayeka stare at Sailor Moon-
(Tenchi walks into the room) Tenchi : Hi girls! You two aren't fighting already are you?
Sailor Moon : So where is this Hunk huh ?? *walks by Tenchi and looks around*
Ryoko : Umm that is Tenchi *points at Tenchi*
Sailor Moon : Ohh *starts laughing* hah hah hah *slowly runs out of the room into the family room.* Weird girls..
-Ayeka and Ryoko grab Tenchi- Tenchi : GIRLS!!!! Let go!!!
-In the Family Room-
(Sailor Moon bumps into B-Ko)
B-Ko : excuse you . Hey you look like C-Ko
Sailor Moon : C.... Wha ???
B-Ko : Will you be my friend, I am rich and I can cook.
Sailor Moon : Cook !! *eyes light up* Cook what ??
B-Ko :Cake !
Sailor Moon : Okay!!!!!! Cake ya!!!!
-Meanwhile in the garden outside-
Vegeta : Listen up Piccolo the orange Chicken is mine!
Piccolo : Who died and made you king ??
Vegeta : Hah Hah, my father thats who!
Piccolo : Fine but I get the white chicken.
(Ryoko and Ayeka come rushing out of the family room and into the yard)
Ryoko : First one in the pool wins!!
(Ayeka and Ryoko jump into the pool)
(Vegeta and Piccolo stare at the two girls)
Sailor Moon : (peeks her head out of the family room) Hmmm..
(a huge explosion is heard in the men's chambers.. Brock comes flying out)
Brock : AHH!!!! *falls into the pool, and swims up*
Ryoko : Gee are you alright??
Ayeka : What happened??
Brock : I can't swim!!!
-Ryoko and Ayeka come over to save him, they drag him out of the pool-
Brock : That one kid has magical powers, the other has a big machine.
Vegeta : Thats right woman, Piccolo and I are the strongest warriors here. We have magic too I suppose.
Piccolo : Thats right.
Ayeka : And just who are.... Hey what is wrong with your arms Vegeta and Piccolo, they are bumpy??
Sailor Moon : Hey these two guys are built *inspects them* hey your kinda cute *Smiles*
Vegeta : Cute??
Piccolo : What ?!
Ayeka : Hmmm why doesn't Tenchi have such features, they are so attractive..
(At that moment Tenchi comes running)
Tenchi : Help!!!!!!!!
Li Shaolan : This is for messing with my Lesan Board!!!!
Heero : Who said you get the top bunk Tenchi!?
Tenchi : Help!!!!!!!!
Ryoko : Hey stop that kid *flies up to Li Shaolan*
Li Shaolan : Don't mess with me lady *gets in a fighting stance*
Ayeka : Leave Tenchi Alone!!!!
(Vegeta and Piccolo laugh)
B-Ko : Hmmm *inspects the Gundam* Inferior machine..
Sailor Moon : Mmmm.. *comes out of the kitchen and walks up to Li Shaolan* Brock is an excellent cook!!! Hey Li wants some cookies??
Li Shaolan : *stares at Serena* Uhhh *looks nervous* Ahh!! *trips into the pool*
Heero : My Mobile suit is not inferior.. *jumps out of it* Are you working for OZ ??
B-Ko : huh ??
Sailor Moon : What a weird kid *stares at Li*
Ryoko : Hey Vegeta and Piccolo what are you doing ??
Vegeta : *thinks to himself*Thats right Namek just go on thinking you get the white Chicken *says out loud* Okay PIccolo the white chicken is yours.
Piccolo : Mondo Cool.
Vegeta : Thats right.. Mondo cool, just you wait *a smile forms on his face*
Ryoko : Hey what did you say Vegeta ??
B-Ko : I call the Vegetable garden.
Brock : Soup's ready!!
Ayeka : Wait!! Brock aren't you from Pokemon??
Li Shalon : Hey... *gets out of the pool* Pokemon is my mortal enemy.. I have clow cards!
Brock : Hey cool it!! I quit Pokemon..
Piccolo: He's right!
-And so this is what happened for many hours...
Trunk: That is correct..
Bra : Daddy!!! Come back!! TRunks won't take me shopping and I hacve no more money!!
Announcer : uhhh..
Bulma : You just better damn win Vegeta!!
Announcer : So umm Duo Maxwell and Woofai how do you think Heero will do ??
Duo : Heero is quite the guy.
Woofai : I don't know, his opponents are strong.. Hmmm
Sakura : Li Shalon!!! How do you beat the Clow card of water ???
Sailor Venus : Hey being Sailor Moon isn't easy, I would know.
A-Ko : Ha ha I got C-Ko
Announcer : Would you all shut up!!!
(Everyone else cringes back)
Announer: Okay *smiles* So Yosho, how do you think Tenchi is doing ??
Yosho : *shrugs* He'll be doing horrible when he gets back, he has some chores to do.
Announcer : ahhh.. So Goku how do you think Piccolo and Vegeta are doing ?
Goku : Umm I definetely think Vegeta is lucky that he got the orange and white chicken. Yep, but if I were there I would have claimed the vegetable garden right away.
Krillin : Ya thats the truth.
Announcer : Are all of you people nit wits ??
Ash Ketchum : Brock you dead beat.. How dare you leave Pokemon!!! I will become a Pokemon master!!
Team Rocket : Ya we want his Vulpix damnit!
Bra : Ohhh ya Daddy I'm getting married to Goten *smiles*
Announcer : Well here you have it.. The best of anime..
-One hour later-
Announcer : So Vegeta how is it in the house ??
Vegeta : These people are idiots, and that Princess Ayeka doesn't even believe I'm royalty!! I'll fix her wagon sure enough! And that Sailor Moon, where the hell did she come from? She is a total moron! Like yesterday........
(Flash Back scene)
Sailor Moon : My COOKIE!!!
Ayeka : You ate them all!!! Gimme that!!
Tenchi : Girls stop fighting!!
Ryoko : No wait this will be interesting Tenchi.. The princess of Jurai vs the Princess of the Moon Kingdom..
Sailor Moon : Okay you asked for it !! *takes out her wand and waves it around* Moon... Prism.. Pow....
Ayeka : Guardians!! *her guardians come out* Attack..........
(Right before they attack a rose hits the ground)
Sailor Moon : Tuxedo Mask you came *blushes*
Tuxedo Mask : You two should not fight over the love for baked gooods. Share the cookie and do not fight.
Tenchi : Who is this guy ??
Ryoko : Hey he is kinda cute *smiles* Ohh masked man, over here *waves*
Li Shaolan: Hmmm *picks up the rose and eats it* Hmm, hey these came from our Vegetable patch!!
Heero : Hey how did you get in here ??
Vegeta : He got that rose from our patch!!!
Piccolo : Our Roses!!
B-Ko : Hey whats going on ??
Tuxedo Mask : Uhh ohh the jig is up *runs away*
Sailor Moon : Thanks Tuxedo Mask *eats the cookie*
Ayeka : How dare you!! He said to share!!!
Sailor Moon : whoopsies LOL.
(end of flash back)
Vegeta : I'm telling you those princess people are crazy and......
Announcer : Oops look at the time.. You know what that means .
Vegeta : No I don't, what ??
Announcer : It means our time is up, okay everyone its time for you to vote someone off Anime Brother.
Vegeta : It better not be me, I pulled some strings so I would....
Announcer : Umm, well anyways, now its up to you to vote.
-This is the end of episode one.....-
Hey in episode 2 check out who is voted off Anime Brother. Also what is this ??? B-Ko and Heero Yuy fighting a Gundam Battle ??? Ohhh ya whats going on with vegeta and Ryoko ??
This and more on the next episode of Anime Brother ??
