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GM yankees,
Ah, my friend yankees, the
forgotten GM. Truly, you are the least noticeable of all
of us. Even MTL has something going for him: he’s known
for being unknown, so you can’t even use that as your
claim to fame. Apparently, according to the very few
times your name actually has come up amongst the other
GMs, your sole claim to fame is farting. Well, you
should be very proud; you unfortunately fit right in
with the classless, unwashed masses that populate our
league (myself excluded of course). But other than that,
you’re barely even there, your team just kind of hangs
around the middle of the standings, not bad enough to be
consider all that bad, not good enough to be too much of
a threat, you are just kind of there and easy to ignore.
Hence, I’ve really got nothing
against you, save your dumbass team name (at least put a
capital y!) and the fact that you contribute nothing to
the league. I’m not saying you have to create a webpage,
although I’m sure Bin Laden would offer you sexual
favors if you did, but do something to show some sign of
life. Otherwise, helping you will be a lot more
difficult and all your letters are doomed to be as short
and uninteresting as this one while your Fantasy Land
alter ego will get less and less storyline priority.
Later (assuming you are reading
this at all),
GM KneeCo |
