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GM Sexy
bitch,
I'm starting my campaign of writing to the GMs with you
for two reasons, first of all because we are in the
midst of facing off (read: my kicking your ass) and
second because there is something strange about you that
I've felt the need to point out: I’ve never been so
depressed by a beautiful women.
Listen babe, you’re hot, and you actually do put some
effort into the game which, speaking for all the GMs, we
appreciate. The game is more fun because you actually
pay attention to your team and are available to take
trades and stuff, but for all your effort you’re still
left with a last place team. It’s just kind of
depressing, you know? But pity wont stop my Raccoons
from playing their best this week, sorry. Because, let’s
face it, there is a reason you are in last place and, as
much as it might hurt to say, it’s because you obviously
aren’t all that good at this game. Maybe it's not your
fault, you did have to take over a team when they were
already in the gutter, I'm sure if this were a
competition in cooking or modeling lingerie you'd be
ahead by leaps and bounds. But no fear baby, KneeCo is
the king of advice (amongst other things which I can
also show you at another time) so here we go:
1) As I pointed out to the former management, your
webpage and name are both jokes. In my opinion, players
would perform better if you changed your team’s moronic
moniker, especially since Willis is no longer in charge
of the team.
2) "Measure twice, cut once." A lot of your moves are
very sporadic and not thought out. Use your head baby,
try to think of the things that you can offer to other
GMs that other GMs can't offer themselves. Is there
anything you, a beautiful woman, can do for me, a young
strapping man, to make your chances of winning this week
any better? *wink* *wink*
3) The constant drop/pickup thing isn’t working for you,
so give it up. Some have criticized the tactic for being
dirty and I defended you and, while I don’t consider the
tactic dirty, I think history has clearly proved that it
isn’t productive. Your best course of action right now
is patience. You may not realize this bitch (hehe), but
baseball seasons are rather long! No, really, we aren’t
even half way done yet. Moreover, in these long seasons,
players go through cycles. If someone is hot today they
may be cold tomorrow and visa versa. The best I can
think to help your team, assuming you aren’t too much a
lost cause, is to stop sacrificing the long run for a
few innings pitched or whatever you might be losing on
in any given week. Slow and steady bitch, that’s how
it’s done. If you really start working now and we carry
this league over multiple seasons, you just might have a
respectable team by 2010... maybe.
Love,
GM KneeCo
P.S.
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