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GM Bin
Laden,
I'm
writing you third because I know you can't wait for this.
While other GMs only gingerly check my site for updates,
you obsessively visit all the GMs pages waiting for
something that you might reply to or comment on. While I
think I speak for all the GMs in the league when I say
GET A FUCKING LIFE! What gave you the misconception that
the rest of us owe you something anyway? Why does your
inability to find something interesting to do with your
time automatically burden us with the responsibility of
entertaining you? God man, get a hobby or something!
Collect stamps, or follow in GM yankees footsteps and
masturbate for sport. Do something, anything, to get you
off our backs!
Another reason I'm writing you is to bring to your
attention a vow I have taken as of last night. I
forewarn you because there is really nothing you can do
to stop me. I've decided to regain my position ahead of
you by the All-Star break. By that time, I give you my
word that the bandits will steal back what you stole
from them and once again be ahead of you in the league
standings.
Berkman and Vladimir will slow eventually and you'll
realize how swallow your roster actually is. My advice
is simple, use the illusion of a strong roster second
place affords you while you still have it to make some
trades and change some of the dead weight you call
talent.
Thanks for all the awards,
GM KneeCo
P.S.
Pontiacs suck, get over it.
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