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GM MTL,
I’ve
decided to write you second although, honestly, I
probably shouldn’t because you don’t deserve my help as
much as the other GMs you lazy little bitch. I mean,
could you imagine how little fun this would be if
everyone participated as little as you? I’m not saying
you should devote your life to this, we have GM Bin
Laden for that, but give us an email address to reach
you or something! I mean, I'm not all that anxious to
talk to your ass, but in the context of the league it's
kind of important. The entire game would be more fun for
us and you if you actually participated. Your roster
isn’t half bad truth be told so why not try and compete?
Granted, you’re no "Raccoons", but you aren't a "Willis"
either. My advice to you is to check on your team
regularly and make yourself seen. As things stand you’re
just a joke. I’d bring you up on the site more often,
but I know you don’t read it and you’re too easy a
target anyway so the fun is gone. If nothing else, if
you really don’t care to compete, you should give Randy
Johnson to the Raccoons... you know, in the interest of
the game. I could go on for hours about what I joke you
are but I refuse to waste any more of my time on a lost
cause who won’t even read my letter. In fact, I’m so
sure that you won’t read this that I promise if you do
I’ll reward you with something I know you’ll love;
seeing a naked man! That’s right, I’ll bust out the
digital camera and post a picture of myself naked if you
answer this letter with a post on the league message
within twenty-four hours. I don’t mean that as a
euphemism either, and I keep my word, if you post a
message on the board by 8 p.m. June 6th I’ll post a pic
of me in my birthday suit with the next update. If naked
guys is the only way to get you to pay attention so be
it.
Later... probably not.
GM KneeCo
P.S.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: 'MTL'?! |
